some truths are hard truths  

LadySunrise 33F  
2019 posts
3/8/2006 5:48 pm

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4/5/2006 4:35 pm

some truths are hard truths

I found this message floating in my email several times so ifigured i would share this some are pretty funny and it was labled as "bitter truths" but for some reason i dont think they are all that bitter!!

1.. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2.. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4.. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

5.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8.. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11.. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12.. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13.. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14.. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15.. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes maybe from not doing them….

16.. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17.. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18.. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19.. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20.. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21.. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22.. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23.. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

24.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried.

im sure there are plenty hard truths out there...more to come...


live more, laugh often, love much


rm_guyinokemos 68M
103 posts
3/8/2006 7:09 pm

Blog on girl..........

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NSAAddict 42F

3/8/2006 7:19 pm

LMAO These are great, thank you!

NSA
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LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
3/9/2006 6:17 am

thanks guy!

nsaa thanks!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


RoyalPurpleRose 51F

3/21/2006 7:45 pm

Damn!! So that is what happened to my brain ...

Thanks for sharing. ~Kisses, RPR


wildfirecoyote 59M
22 posts
4/4/2006 12:21 am

Excellent blog! I love insights such as these: humorous and profound yet with a touch of simplicity. Here's one of my favorites on evil: The lesser of two evils is still evil.--John Lennon.


LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
4/5/2006 4:35 pm

rpr yup...we are all victims sometimes

thanks wild!! im glad you found something here you like!! come back anytime !!!

live more, laugh often, love much


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