The Blonde Year  

LadySucksss 69F
494 posts
12/20/2005 1:38 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Blonde Year

In Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had windows.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into the little packet.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C "

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
12/20/2005 3:41 am


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
12/20/2005 6:53 am

LMAO with my mouth wide open in awe as Methodmans pic is above where I'm writing. Does he have a license for that weapon?

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
12/20/2005 2:15 pm

startz lewking 4 hair dye ...


rm_search4six 58
15 posts
12/24/2005 11:01 pm

For those with thirteen month Blonde calendars: Using white-out for corrections on her computer screen.

LadySucksss 69F

1/8/2006 4:26 pm

He does have a weapon there dosen't he? LOL And it should be licensed.......hahaha


LadySucksss 69F

1/8/2006 4:28 pm

I got the hair dye and now my hair is back to brown......LOL
My natural hair color.....minus the grey that is......
I think I will highlight it with platnium.......


LadySucksss 69F

1/8/2006 4:29 pm

Yeah.....I forgot about the white out.........LOL


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