LadySucksss 69F
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11/2/2005 6:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree.

The redneck cowboy said that it was his.

The policeman said, "Your bitch dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck cowboy replies, "No way the dog's in heat, cause I got'im tied under the shade of the tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand; your bitch needs to be bred."

"No way", the redneck cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "Don't you understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck cowboy looks at the cop and says, "Well go for it. I always wanted a police dog!"

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