LadySucksss 70F
494 posts
11/8/2005 10:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go in heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her blouse, zip up your hose
15. Especially in december, gift wrap your member
16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armour will never harm her
21. No glove, no love
22. If you're gonna get it off, have it on


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/8/2005 11:43 am

23. If she's hot and ready, dress up your Little Kenny.

Can you tell I've got TDA on the mind today? LOL


rm_Balanon2 49M
193 posts
11/8/2005 5:50 pm

All good advice except for #10 which is just an outright lie. The condom manufacturer that fulfills that one will make billions! Meanwhile, the female condoms do exist and feel much better (at least from my side!).

LadySucksss 70F

11/11/2005 6:13 pm

number 23 is cute! number 10..... being a lie....well, it will be sweeter if you wrap your NO ones gets pregnant! does not have to mean literally tasting....does it? lol

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