LETTER FROM SANTA  

LadySucksss 70F
494 posts
12/25/2005 2:25 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

LETTER FROM SANTA


Dear Friends,

I haven't had time to watch you very closely to see if you've been bad or good this year, my elves have been little help, as they've been spending most of their time mooning me, since winning the lottery!

I was hoping to bring you all gifts from the 12 Days Of Christmas, but we've had a few little problems.

The 12 fiddlers-fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies-dancing, the 11 lords-leaping have knocked up the 8 maids-a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans-a-swimming. The 6 geese-a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.

On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some idiots who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.

This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone. I've got better things to do than worry about you and checking your damned want-list, anyhow!
I've got what I want!

Love,
Santa

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oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/25/2005 3:26 am

LMAO.


sleeplessknight1 68M

12/25/2005 3:35 am

Happy Christmas LADY....
have a fantastic day and New Year...


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/25/2005 4:07 am


caressmewell 53F

12/25/2005 5:56 am

LOL - Merry Christmas


LadySucksss 70F

1/8/2006 3:57 pm



OLE SANTA IS HUMAN TOO.......LOL

HUGS
LADY
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