LADIES~~BLOWJOBS & FUCKING  

LadySucksss 69F
494 posts
11/30/2005 12:14 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

LADIES~~BLOWJOBS & FUCKING


1)Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.

2) If you swallow, the protein injested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.

3) A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.

4) Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the treadmill.

5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

6) Intercourse prevents divorce.

7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.

Sex eliminates headaches.

9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.

10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.

Hugs
Lady
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rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
11/30/2005 12:39 am

But I don't want to live to 114!!!

LET'S GO METS!!!


tmdt4u 61M

11/30/2005 7:10 am

I don't need more then you in my bed/shit I am married who gets the choker you or my wife? lol Glad your here.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

11/30/2005 11:27 pm

ok so I am gonna live forever, be really fat, have no crows feet,be really smart, wow, what a way to live, lol


rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
12/12/2005 9:16 pm

Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.

10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THESE DEAR?


LadySucksss 69F

1/8/2006 5:06 pm


Oh I bet you would want to live to be old if you had everything you wanted and needed and were ever so happy ALL the time!

YOU get the choker my dear......

Yes think about it....living forever with all the sinful pleasures....LOL

I get lots of good email.....to share.

Hugs
lady
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