Computer Proverbs  

LadySucksss 70F
494 posts
11/3/2005 1:52 pm

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Computer Proverbs

* Home is where you hang your @.

* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

* You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

* C: is the root of all directories.

* Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

* Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

* The modem is the message.

* Too many clicks spoil the browse.

* The geek shall inherit the earth.

* A chat has nine lives.

* Don't byte off more than you can view.

* Fax is stranger than fiction.

* What boots up must come down.

* Windows will never cease.

* Virtual reality is its own reward.

* Modulation in all things.

* A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

* Know what to expect before you connect.

* Oh, what tangled website we weave when at first we don't practice.

* Speed thrills.

* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.


rm_goodmanxzy 73M
9 posts
11/3/2005 6:19 pm

Well Yes, esp. "Windows will never cease". Flaky piece of sewage that it is, it HAS helped a lot of people use computers that would not without it.

LadySucksss 70F

11/4/2005 7:37 pm



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