LadySucksss 70F
494 posts
11/6/2005 8:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with. haha!

rm_Balanon2 49M
193 posts
11/8/2005 1:01 am

Fine wines get better with age though. The best you can do with old apples is make cider out of them. haha! enought joking though... I got trees to climb before I get too old to get up the tree.

LadySucksss 70F

11/8/2005 11:17 am

Very good point! Wine also gets you high!

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