LadySucksss 70F
494 posts
11/5/2005 1:39 pm

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

realmom2 59M/50F

11/5/2005 1:58 pm

LOL!!!! Best laugh of the week, but oh so true.


mm6342 53M
199 posts
11/5/2005 2:43 pm

I think it is built into our mindset to not react but to just wonder

zoopc42 47M

11/5/2005 3:22 pm

I was thinking of something similar the other day.

were kamikaze pilot given insurance and did it pay out cuase the commited susicide

rm_goodmanxzy 73M
9 posts
11/5/2005 5:15 pm

Another one like those:

Why does the phone company system say "First you must dial a one", and make you re-dial with the one? If the system knows a one is needed why does it not just put the damn one in there and go on and dial?

Around Phoenix, I sometimes get "It is not necessary for you to dial a one" and the system makes you re-dial and delete the one. Similar to the first case, if it knows the one is superfluous why does it not just delete the damn one and move on?


LadySucksss 70F

11/14/2005 11:31 pm

realmom2..... we all need laughs and if you got a chuckle....GOOD!
thanks for all your comments.

mm6342.....Why do we wonder and not react???

zoopc42.....GOOD ONE!!

goodmanxyz....the phones drive me crazy!! especially when you have to go thru so many voice messages to finally get to the one you need!!!

Hugs to all

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