LadySucksss 70F
494 posts
12/31/2005 2:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I am so sick of this girlie "what he/she really means" bullshit.
So I'm going to lay down the truth, Riot style.

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you
It means he's really motivated to get in your pants.

When a guy is quiet,
It means he's thinking about your best friend naked.

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes its easier to shut up because that way, he can get laid that night.

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
It means he never gave a shit about it in the first place.

When a guy stares at you,
He's wondering what you look like naked.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
He's wishing that you move your pretty little head down into his lap.

When a guy calls you everyday
It means he's a creepy psychotic stalker.

When a (good) guy say he loves you
It means he's trying to get you to let him do anal.

When a guy says he can't live without you
He's lying out of his ass.

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
It means he just nailed a stripper and he's praying to God that he's covering his ass well.

Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
She's wishing you would shut up.

When a girl is not arguing,
She's wondering why it took you 3 times to answer your damn phone last night.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
Don't fucking lie to her...we can smell fear.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
It means you fucked up and now must chop off a ball to make her happy.

When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering when you're going to fuck her over.

When a girl lays on your chest,
She's sniffing you...yeah...we do that.

When a girl calls you everyday,
It means she's keeping tabs on your evil male ass.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
It means she's keeping tabs on your evil male ass.

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
She means it...but then you will usually fuck it up within 6 weeks.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She really can...you're as replaceable as the last guy who dicked her over.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
It means stop by Starbucks on your way over to get some pussy.

That's the truth. Now bite me {=}


ticktock500 44M

12/31/2005 10:18 am


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
12/31/2005 11:01 am

its simple!!!

and means sooo much more...

i wonder why sometimes we dont get credit for being so blunt and honest...why sugar coat something thats already sooo very sweet!!!

happy new year!!

live more, laugh often, love much

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
12/31/2005 12:07 pm

Where did you get this ATTITUDE? Gurl?

Hope next year is better than this one for you and your family..

Many Tantra hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LadySucksss 70F

1/8/2006 3:36 pm

Eat me, bite me, get fucked......ya'll know ALL the lingo.....

Sugar coating...lol....we DON'T need to do that now do we? Let's just tell it like it is....maybwe SOMEONE is listening ......

My year has been great...why do you think otherwise? Just because of one lil posting that I found amusing......find the humor in it...we ALL are NOT sweet ALL the time, no matter who you are.....

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