LadySucksss 70F
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11/5/2005 11:33 am

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I
can't remember the other two... -- Sir Leeward

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success! -- Doug Larson

A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized
that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive
me. -- Erno Philips

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the
same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry
you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson

In life, its not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found
out. -- Joey Adams

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds
out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already
born ? -- Benny Hill


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/5/2005 12:32 pm

Wow...Those are great...and I'm still laughing...Thanks...


Always The Bitch

sleeplessknight1 68M

11/5/2005 12:38 pm

I liked this one....

Most people are other people.
Their thoughts are someone else's opinions,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation
- Oscar Wilde

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Marie_30045 63F

11/5/2005 12:41 pm

Those were great! May I add a few more of my favs? thanks!

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie -William Shakespeare

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the the universe - Albert Einstein

Oh my! It appears as if my wee wee has been stricken by rigamortus - Stewart Stewie Gilligan Griffin, The Family Guy

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Marie_30045 63F

11/5/2005 12:44 pm

Sorry, this was my first post and somehow I duplicated it.

LadySucksss 70F

11/5/2005 1:22 pm

It's NOT you hon....it is this lousy website ......Sometimes it does not take the posting or so you thought, and ya do it again, only to find out it posted both times! Then other times, it does not take and it does require a second posting... ...I'm forever having this problem. So I'm always checking my postings to make sure they took. I deleted the duplicate posting.............Thank you for posting.

rm_guybuddyson 29M

11/5/2005 10:32 pm

Ah, lovely. I'll come back to this, I'm sure I will. And to these posts, as well, especially for Albert's view of the 'infinites'. Hmm, rather than just laughing at life when I relate to these quotes, I'm fond of the relation in general of all this, heh. I don't see myself forgetting about it, is all. I'm making a big deal of this, sure, but only to myself...

Hope the post doesn't appear to be rambles of a random guy, although I can't describe what a 'normal post' is, considering it's mostly random itself...bah, there I go again! Thanks for the insight,

Have fun.

LadySucksss 70F

11/14/2005 11:43 pm

guybuddyson......i think we are all rambling along.........lol

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