"Old Couple On Halloween"  

LadySucksss 69F
494 posts
10/31/2005 10:42 am

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"Old Couple On Halloween"

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled "You can't go out like that! I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"

The man agreed and went into his room. Soon, he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said "You're going out as that?"

"Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."

Scottyboy2087 50M
85 posts
10/31/2005 11:52 am

LOL, that is the best one i have seen yet.

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