You Don't Know Jack Schitt  

LadyFantasy68 49F
208 posts
11/13/2005 3:27 am

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You Don't Know Jack Schitt

Here is a joke recently sent to me. Hope you enjoy.

How many times has someone said to you..... "You don't know Jack Schitt...." Now you will know the entire story...

Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.

In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy Italian number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks..

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
11/13/2005 5:30 am

lmbao-now i know the jack schitt story,thanks..........

LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
11/24/2005 1:52 am

You're welcome.

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