Why Men  

LadyFantasy68 49F
208 posts
11/16/2005 2:46 am

Last Read:
4/11/2006 6:02 am

Why Men

Another joke. Enjoy

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE on THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN on EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Love these. My personal favourites are numbers 3 and 7. Aren't they just the truth Feel free to add any others.


LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
11/24/2005 1:18 am

For those of you who cannot read the pic with the post it says,

"God, I'm knackered! How far is it to the fallopian tubes?"

"A long way, we've only just passed the tonsils."


SirMounts 102M

1/5/2006 11:41 am

Well, being from the planet Zercon, I was amazed at how you humans act after I crashlanded on your godforsaken... I mean, wonderful planet. But I had no idea of the depths of depravity that your Earthmen have fallen into. How do you oversexed Earthgirls put up with it? ...Well, maybe the oversexed part explains it. *smiling*


LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
1/5/2006 4:28 pm

LMAO Sir M. Who are you calling oversexed? is secret Earth women's business .


mattstu 51M
28 posts
2/17/2006 2:14 am

Cool ! Does have a good dig at some of men's sillier flaws
Of course if you ever need the lawn mown ...


CruetAvionChart 54M
2 posts
3/3/2006 6:44 am

One day a man has a vision from God and says to the man, "You have worshipped Me devoutly all your life, is there anything I can do for you?"

The man, aghast, but seeing an opportunity, replies he would like a bridge to Kangaroo Island, so he can drive and not need to catch a ferry, because he gets a bit seasick on the trip over.

God repies that he can do it, but it will just about exhaust the resources of South Oz, the footings for the KI bridge will be more work than the Brooklyn Bridge, and many more to span Backstairs Passage, labour from overseas will need to be brought in, it could end up being bigger than the Snowy Mountains Scheme!

God asks if he can grant the man a wish which is not quite so materialistic...

The man replies after a bit of thought that he would like to understand his wife better, to know why she cries sometimes, and what she really means when he askes her what is wrong and she replies, "Nothing". Why she gets in a huff and won't talk to him, despite trying to talk to her, which only seems to compound the problem...

God replies after a pause, "Is that a two or four lane bridge?"


LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
4/11/2006 5:56 am

mattsu - not telling you if I mow the lawn or not ty . Good try though.


LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
4/11/2006 5:57 am

kris g - Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a comment. Heard the joke before. An oldie but a goodie and gave a laugh.


LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
4/11/2006 6:01 am

thelorddevil - Great smart arse answers. Love the last one...#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005. Great laugh. Thanks for visiting my blog.


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