Hospital Joke  

LadyFantasy68 49F
208 posts
10/16/2005 5:12 am

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Hospital Joke

Here is another email sent to me that I thought people might enjoy.

A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital when, during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful! Why is he being allowed to do that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour explained,
"I'm very sorry Ma'am but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't wank 5 times a day, they'll
explode and he'll die within minutes".

Moving on down the corridor, they looked into a single patient's ward. They were immediately confronted with the sight of a gorgeous female
nurse performing oral sex on another male patient.

Again, the woman screamed "LOOK AT THAT! OH MY GOD!
How can that possibly be justified in a hospital?"

The doctor replied "Same illness, private cover".

rm_cats312 43F
8 posts
10/16/2005 8:12 am

funny funny.....i got one for u....what do u call a gay female dinosaur? lick a lotta puss..... Your joke is much better...

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/16/2005 2:53 pm

Now I remember why I chose that particular health cover plan! Great joke LadyF.

warm xx

AmberSolaire 42M

10/19/2005 6:04 pm

LOL I needed a smile

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grouch49 68M

11/1/2005 1:47 pm

One for you & all.
HE laid her on the table, so white & clean & bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here & there. He stroked her neck then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet & all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide, he looked inside. All was dark & murky. He rubbed his hands & streched his arms_____THEN HE STUFFED THE TURKEY.

May I be the first to wish you all a dirty little mind & very merry XMAS 2005.

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