Halloween: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?  

LadiesChoice15 36M
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2/12/2006 10:38 am

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Halloween: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?

If you ask most people what their favorite holiday is they'll tell you Christmas or New Years Eve or Kwanza (see, I hold down for the brothers). But for me, Halloween not only kicks those other holidays' asses it also holds them upside down, gives them a swirlee in the nearest toilet, and then steals their lunch money. Now, you're probably asking yourself, "Why would a grown man like a holiday seemingly geared towards children?" (one whose not looking into the priesthood as a future vocation, ewwwwww, sorry, but it had to be said). The answer to that question is obvious: scantily-clad women. Now, I don't know why this once innocent event transitioned into a contest which could be titled "how little fabric can I attach to my r-rated areas without getting law enforcement and indecency statutes involved" and frankly, I'd have to be a major asshole to waste valuable ogling time with the question. All I know is that this holiday seems to have the awesome power to transform Little Miss Prim And Proper into Little Miss Oh My Holy God In Heaven Would You Look At That for five to six hours every year. And to think, when I was six years old I didn't think anything could be better than getting a sack full of reeses peanut butter cups and candy corn. So the next time somebody asks you what your favorite holiday is, give Halloween some thought. Personally, I'll take semi-naked hot chicks gyrating to club music at a party over some morbidly obese scarlet-clad old dude sliding down my chimney every time.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/12/2006 11:24 am

I love Halloween and we always have such a great party!

Purry {=}


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