Who is Jack Schitt?  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
5/19/2006 2:32 am

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1/28/2015 5:48 am

Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed!
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."

Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
5/19/2006 7:47 am

I think my ex was a distant relative to Jack and Fulla.. he didnt know Jack but his alter ego was definitely Fulla Schitt!!!


you are so cute!

LabioBent replies on 5/19/2006 8:18 am:
I think that I've met Fulla! Many times!

I'll have to send some ugly pics!

Don't get called cute much either!


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/19/2006 11:44 am

OMG! I know Jack Schitt! lol

LabioBent replies on 5/19/2006 12:01 pm:
This family history was recorded by Crock O. Schitt.


rm_mazhanak 38M

5/24/2006 7:09 am

مازن جدة اردني mazhanak على الهوت ميل

LabioBent replies on 5/28/2006 11:52 am:
Good luck!


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