Types of men you meet in washrooms  

LabioBent 104M
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4/19/2006 4:59 pm

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4/25/2006 12:34 am

Types of men you meet in washrooms

Dedicated to: [blog goddess1946] goddess1946


EXCITED Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

SOCIABLE Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

TIMID Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.

NOISY Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

INDIFFERENT All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

CLEVER Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at same time.

VAIN Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.

ABSENT MINDED Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his pants

WORRIED Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.

DISGRUNTLED Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts and walks away.

SNEAKY Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the bloke stood next to him.

SLOPPY Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.

LEARNED Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

CHILDISH Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while peeing.

STRONG Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.

DRUNKEN Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his trousers

EMBARRASSED Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there and pees through his fingers.

COCKEYED Stands in one cubical and pees in next.

SCARED Those that look at the wall because they are scared to look at what they're holding


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
4/19/2006 7:57 pm

LabioBent replies on 4/20/2006 3:26 am:

PassionKisses4Me 44F

4/20/2006 5:26 pm

Ohhhh that is way to funny...thanks for the laugh sweetie



LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
4/20/2006 6:36 pm

Becky, where have you been?

Anytime, Baby.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/20/2006 7:48 pm



rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/24/2006 11:11 pm

how did I miss this??????????
this was just toooooooooo funny!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

LabioBent replies on 4/25/2006 12:10 am:
Did I tell you not to use the Men's Room?

You took too much time reading the backside of the door!

And the cheesecake........well it just isn't the same now!!!


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