The Ultimate Female Joke  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
4/7/2006 6:59 pm

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4/8/2006 2:03 pm

The Ultimate Female Joke

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke considered a true female joke. It is offered in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will appreciate it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."


ElizabethAgain 39F

4/7/2006 7:36 pm

I clicked on your post expecting some sexist crap that I could rant at because I need to rant.

Im nto disappointed that I cant rant. Its so funny.

rm_Gentle12553 66M
1378 posts
4/7/2006 7:48 pm

she certainly had his number

onlyfive 68M

4/7/2006 8:01 pm

Old joke. Have you told it to your wife?

rm_fetish2525 57M
21 posts
4/7/2006 8:12 pm

A very good one!

hotandhorny107 58F

4/7/2006 10:49 pm

Loved it...

EroticaXTC 49F

4/8/2006 11:25 am

oh, thats classic good humor!!I love it!!!, if I could only get the name of that restaurant...

LabioBent replies on 4/8/2006 11:56 am:
Chez labio!
great coffee!
Now specializing in cheesecake!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/8/2006 12:16 pm

Bring on the cheesecake, Labio Love!
We'll let him clean up the mess

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

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