The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
4/15/2006 11:34 am

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4/17/2006 1:44 pm

The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.


1. It's legal to play hockey professionally
2. The puck is always hard.
3. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
4. It lasts a full hour.
5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
6. Your parents cheer when you score.
7. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
8. Periods last only 20 min.
9. You can count on it at least twice a week.
10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards

XO
Labio


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
4/15/2006 1:04 pm

I love the way they high stick

and sometime dont get penalized

I really like the hard puck

ok I am through embarassing myself

...m.


LabioBent replies on 4/15/2006 2:39 pm:
I'd like to make you blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Labio

EroticaXTC 49F

4/15/2006 5:35 pm

...and it's an indoor sport!!..wooo hooo!!!


LabioBent replies on 4/15/2006 6:39 pm:
So when are you coming in?

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Labio

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
4/15/2006 5:53 pm



I am glad I havent told you when had you before...

Makes ya wonder huh?

...m.


LabioBent replies on 4/15/2006 6:40 pm:
......now I'm wondering??

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Labio

HBowt2 58F

4/17/2006 1:58 am

1. You don't have to be a profession to enjoy it or play...
2. A good one always be hard.
3. The protective equipment is disposable..so no wasing required
4. It last a full hour or more when done right.
5. You know you're finished when the earth moves...lol
6. Your libido cheers when you score.
7. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
8. Periods arriving are a good thing.
9. You can hope for at least twice a week.
10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards


LabioBent replies on 4/17/2006 9:53 am:
Does this mean that I need to dig out the knee pads?
I'll bring my own stick!
I never tell!
XO
Labio

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