ROPE  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
4/27/2006 6:51 pm

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5/4/2006 5:01 am

ROPE


One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.
The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"
The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.
Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"
The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the
bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?"
"Well, darlin'," he says, "That's ma' rope!"
She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.
"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"
Her husband, panting a little, asks: "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?"
"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

XO
Labio


tillerbabe 55F

4/28/2006 1:21 am

I've never heard this one before!!! LMAO!!!


LabioBent replies on 4/28/2006 2:19 am:
white on gray

LabioBent replies on 4/28/2006 2:21 am:
STAY POSTED!

firestarter665 42M/39F

4/28/2006 4:47 am

Now that ruins the moment!


LabioBent replies on 4/28/2006 11:08 am:
We'll be mmore than a moment!

XO
Labio

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
4/28/2006 3:00 pm

That was great!

~Angel


LabioBent replies on 4/28/2006 4:02 pm:
HMMM!

And I bet you are too!

XO
Labio

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/28/2006 4:08 pm

I loved this one! Can you untie your knots Labio? LOL


LabioBent replies on 4/28/2006 4:41 pm:
I sure can!
XO
Labio

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
4/28/2006 5:36 pm

LMAO!!

cute
lol...m.


LabioBent replies on 4/28/2006 7:03 pm:
You're cute!

XO
Labio

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