DOES YOUR PENIS HAVE A NAME?  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
2/17/2006 4:21 am

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6/4/2007 5:39 pm

DOES YOUR PENIS HAVE A NAME?


This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer, “What’s the name of your penis?”
The customer says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.”
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis.”
So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?”
The man to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX.”
The thirsty customer asks, “Timex?”
The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping
on a margarita. “So, what do you call your penis?”
The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality is Job 1.” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford, lately?”
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my penis is ‘Secret’. Now give me my beer!”
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?”
The customer says,
“STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!”



rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/17/2006 4:52 am

HA HA! Sails is Mr. Bo Bo.

What is yours?

Purry {=}

Purry


GaryandLinda_03 49M/58F

2/17/2006 5:02 am

Hey I posted the same joke on the jokes page....but you said it much better than me. Hey what do you call fly with no wings?

A walk!
What happens when you fart at church?

You have to sit in the pew.


LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
2/17/2006 5:52 am

Good Morning Purry! You are an earlier riser!
He was named many years ago.
"Little Joe", from Bonanza!
To whom Hoss once said, " How many have you slain?"
Thanks for asking.


LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
2/17/2006 5:57 am

Welcome G&L.

Jokes are now Universal/Global! They go round and round.

Do you know what is long and hard in Newfoundland?

Grade 3!

HAGD!

Labio


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