Church gossip!  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
5/4/2006 2:03 pm

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5/5/2006 4:56 pm

Church gossip!

You just gotta love Henry ...

Mildred, the church gossip, and self appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home.... and left it there all night.

You just gotta love Henry ...


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
5/4/2006 2:37 pm

LabioBent replies on 5/4/2006 3:27 pm:

XO Labio

HBowt2 58F

5/4/2006 2:38 pm

sometimes the simple solution is the best

LabioBent replies on 5/4/2006 3:29 pm:


firestarter665 42M/39F

5/4/2006 4:04 pm

Sounds like a good episode of Desperate Housewives! LOL

LabioBent replies on 5/4/2006 6:25 pm:
Definitely not CSI!!!!!!!!!!


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/4/2006 9:33 pm

That is too funny! Mildred got what she deserved! Well.....sort of! lol

LabioBent replies on 5/5/2006 3:55 am:
I don't think she got what she most likely needed!!!!!


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
5/5/2006 10:58 am

That was great! Better yet would have been to park his truck there for the night and show up to church on Sunday with Lipstick ring on his collar... but I guess that would have been far too much work for such a catty old woman.


LabioBent replies on 5/5/2006 3:33 pm:
Naw! She's not worth the dry cleaning charges!!!!!!!!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
5/5/2006 12:23 pm


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

LabioBent replies on 5/5/2006 3:33 pm:
Come over hear and say that!!!!


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