CAKE  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
5/6/2006 1:44 pm

Last Read:
5/12/2006 7:05 am

CAKE


A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME
WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE
HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;

FIX THE LIGHT, NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE
FRONT DOOR?
THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT
TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE
STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE
TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY
FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN
A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO
DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR
BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?

SHE REPLIED,


HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!

XO
Labio





saddletrampsk 54F

5/6/2006 2:45 pm

thanks for the chuckle sweety..


LabioBent replies on 5/6/2006 3:10 pm:
For you! Anytime!

XO
Labio

firestarter665 42M/39F

5/6/2006 5:12 pm

Paybacks are a bitch!!


LabioBent replies on 5/6/2006 5:13 pm:
Sometimes!

XO
Labio

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/6/2006 6:56 pm

Loved it! This one was too funny! And laughter IS the best medicine.


LabioBent replies on 5/7/2006 3:36 am:
Great!

I'm with you tomorrow!

Just remember: hospital -gurney -elevator -Labio!

And all will be well!!

XO
labio

HBowt2 58F

5/7/2006 2:19 am

scratches head and wonders ....who is Betty Crocker.....what the hell is baking....


LabioBent replies on 5/7/2006 3:39 am:
......light bulb?

.............fridge?

...................steps?

Well, I guess nothing needs fixing at your place!

.....Next?

XO
Labio

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