posts 5/18/2006 2:40 am
5/19/2006 2:21 am
A VIAGRA TESTIMONIAL
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, beasts and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!."
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm,he sent the cups and tablecloth a flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild,mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! 'Twas the biggest, hardest and longest as he's member's ever been. And the longest he's ever lasted! And I, I had four of me best orgasams!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never
be able to show me face in the Starbucks again"
posts5/18/2006 5:22 am
I was NOT expecting that punch line! Too funny Labio! I'm not a coffee fan....but if this is the type of thing that happens at Starbuck....I might have to wonder if that's why my husband likes their coffee. |
|LabioBent replies on 5/18/2006 5:29 am:|
Now that you've figured that one out, may I suggest that you drop by for a cup of my Morning Risen blend and find out just what you've been missing!
5/18/2006 9:10 am
ROTFLMAO!!!!! I think I will go for coffee this afternoon.|
|LabioBent replies on 5/18/2006 9:30 am:|
Glad to hear that you had a good chuckle!
I just brewed a pot of Rise Again from
Want a cup?
posts5/18/2006 9:12 am
OMG - hysterical|
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
|LabioBent replies on 5/18/2006 9:31 am:|
I like it when you laugh!
posts5/18/2006 6:01 pm
that was so dang funny.