16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:  

LabioBent 104M
1273 posts
4/26/2006 7:20 am

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4/30/2006 3:04 am

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:




1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (I wish I had!)

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age gender,religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down
inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

XO
Labio


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/26/2006 7:31 am

Labio.....these were great! But a very scary thought about the year 2030.....very scary indeed! Can you teach me how to put the boxes around your text.....it looks great! Oh! And #11.....as a man.....you should never believe that about a woman! I still want a fuss made over mine...even in a small way, such as one perfect rose. And one perfect kiss.


LabioBent replies on 4/26/2006 7:56 am:

Can you be here at 8;00PM? I'll teach you!

Kiss you? i don't even know you!

XO
Labio

HBowt2 58F

4/26/2006 2:14 pm

#6....you saying your dancing days are over?.....


LabioBent replies on 4/26/2006 5:32 pm:
Not yet, Baby!!!!!!

XO
Labio

EroticaXTC 49F

4/26/2006 5:52 pm

#5 and #13 are my favorites!


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
4/26/2006 5:56 pm

Slow dancing... ?

Final thought:
the Mayan calendar ends in 2012...May of 2012...

scarey thought huh?
I will be in galveston at sunrise walking on the beach...
I will still be in Awe of the force that makes the waves...eternally...
it brings tears to my eyes to even think of the magnificence and power that created and gave this astounding sight to Mankind.

{=}.....m.


firestarter665 42M/39F

4/26/2006 6:25 pm

This list is very useful. But I want to hear the story on why we should never lick a steak knife!


Allsleeky 35F

4/26/2006 8:29 pm

Can you tell us what happened when you took sleeping pill and a laxative?


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/28/2006 12:04 pm

Some WONDERFUL thoughts

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


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