12 STEP PROGRAMME FOR NET ADDICTS  

LabioBent 104M
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4/13/2006 4:24 am

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4/14/2006 4:59 am

12 STEP PROGRAMME FOR NET ADDICTS




1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my chequebook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!



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Labiob)b)

EroticaXTC 49F

4/13/2006 6:00 am

THE 12 REASONS I BECAME A NET ADDICT:

1)Before the Web, I never read the newspaper with my morning cup of coffee.

2) Before the Web, I never ate breakfast.

3) I never got dressed until afternoon.

4) Before the Web, my attempts at household duties were in between my other 50 hobbies..

5) I have no one to sit down and write a letter to.

6) I dislike talking on the phone.

7) I read too much and didn't have answers at my fingertips.

I watched too many movies.

9) I had become disinterested in television.

10)I only went out for shopping...and gardening.

11)Before the web, I couldn't do my banking online.

12)Before the web, I hated to go to bed alone!!!

Did I mention I was a hermit?


HBowt2 58F

4/14/2006 2:54 am

don't make me do these............please..........


LabioBent replies on 4/14/2006 5:00 am:
You must!
You can start with #12!!

XO
Labio

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