LTsGirl915 34F
312 posts
8/9/2006 8:38 am

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8/9/2006 10:41 am


I woke up this morning to find this email in my inbox, from Jersey.

"Oh yeah, one more thing...a funny moment from last night....so we were asleep, spooning nicely, when I moved my hand and encountered something...furry? "this is soft" I thought...."and warm too." Wait a minute....C doesn't have any fur on her body (especially not in the region close to which my hand was located)....and why does my hand feel like its being licked.....Ahah! its the damn cat I'm spooning with. You, me, and Callie*, 3 peas in a pod. Love ya babe"

*My cat, who seems to just adore him.

I definitely needed that laugh...

On a separate note, I got an email from someone in Wichita, which is 2 hours away, asking me to hook up. (As in, a one line, subject line "Sex", email read "Let's fuck.") I responded with "Did you even READ the profile?"
His response back was "So, let's hook up n fuck."
Here's mine:

What is your IQ, like 8?? If you read the profile you'll see I'm NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE, and if I were I would not be enticed in the least by "Let's hook up n fuck". Oh, I know, let me jump in my car, drive 2 hours, and cheat on my boyfriend with some moron who can't fucking read. Go back to the rock you crawled out from under.

Yeah, I was harsh, but come the fuck on... what part of NOT LOOKING is unclear in my profile?

2daycowboywanted 45F

8/9/2006 9:20 am

Thanks for brightening the day!

Until later

KghtTtemplar 54M
4791 posts
8/9/2006 9:21 am

Wow...I feel we've got to the point were we should give an IQ test to be in the world. We should give it for web-sites, driving, voting. It should be how we pick movies and TV to be made. Hang in there girl.

LTsGirl915 34F

8/9/2006 10:41 am

Mag, I'm sure that's next!!
2Day, glad I could help!!
KT, I think you're right!

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