How To Get Laid Chica's Version  

90 posts
11/14/2005 8:08 pm

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How To Get Laid Chica's Version

Well well well once again Chica has got to bust up in AdultFriendFinder and tell some of you Romeo's who are all that. ~snarfs~ Ok think they are how to get laid. You dumb fucks don't get it do you? Ya know some nerd will get hit first before you..Didn't your stupid ass watch REVENGE OF THE NERDS? Duh!!!!! Bunch of Pecker heads...

Yeah yeah I am sure some dumb shit is gonna write me and go hey you fat bitch I would not fuck you anyways...OMG THAT IS GRAND WANNA KNOW WHY IF OFFERED IT YOUR HARDASS SURE WOULD....Whats the saying throw a bag over it it looks the same..Well for fat women throw the blankets over us and expose the kitty and its all the same. Well ok if the girl is over 300 pds might require another means..Ok we will come back to that thought.

Anyway....Guys come on...Think hard...Some of you are not getting the well deserved pussy even on here because half the tits and ass aren't real and the other half are burnt from dickheads....Some girls yeah we wanna fuck but damn it you shit heads we want you to pretend you fucking like us before and after the ass. WTF...Why hit it if you can't respect it? Its like hitting someone with a STD and not giving a shit...You gotta know what you blowing and know what your fucking..Respect the kitty boys....Be nice....Take the fucking chica out for dinner you shits.....Wow come on give the girl something to go wow he is so nice...DUH...Play it PLAYA...damn some of you dickheads I have met who say they are playa's are not. Playas make the bitches work for the dick...Shit....

Girls don't be lame as sluts and let these dumb fucks slam you over. Make those dumbass wanna be playa's think you gonna give it up and what you want is MONEY, FOOD, NAILS DONE, SEXY CLOTHES, and some bills paid. Come on girls...Shit it is AdultFriendFinder....You can find anything...There are so many married boys out there whose wives can't do what the man wants but the man got enough MONEY on the side to help. USE HIM. EVEN BETTER!! If he pisses ya off give him a hicky on his ass or dick...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH who cares his wife won't see it...~rotf~

Anyways we all know what i want....I want more then all of the above....But girls like me are a mystery for men to solve...I am just trying to help the rest of the lame asses out there and have fun while I am at it..LOL



rm_N73269 48M

11/14/2005 8:36 pm

Damn Chica

I think your posting there would have made a lot of sense if you weren't so hard on us "dickheads".

IF I ever got a reply from half these chicks on here, I wouldn't expect to get laid without getting to know the person a little better. Dinner (lunch or breakfast) is a perfect way for this to happen, for me anyway.

I guess i'm just too generous with life, or perhaps i'm looking in the wrong places. I really could care less if I get laid. I think i'd be happy enough just to meet a woman who'd like to hang out, get drunk and get stupid at times. I'd prefer a friendship more than a lay anyday and if that makes me a nerd, then so be it. I already consider myself a nerd, so I guess we can't go there.

Keep us (or me) updated on your thoughts on how to get laid. It was a good read

28 posts
11/15/2005 3:30 pm


Something fun to laugh it. Its all about laughing yanno..Without a laugh life would not be as it is....

I agree half these Chicas aren't real. Its so sad some of us pay for a site where half the people are fake...~sigh~

Maybe I need to take my own advice...~rotf~

keystonenc 43M
144 posts
11/15/2005 4:21 pm

Damn, girl you kiss your mother with that mouth?

28 posts
11/15/2005 5:57 pm

Hell naw my Matha would kick my southern white ass around a door. But see would yo Matha want you here? ~KISS~

rm_N73269 48M

11/15/2005 8:45 pm

I'm certainly glad I haven't paid for anything on this site.

And yes, it was very entertaining.

PS. I don't think my mother would mind me being here, she'd actually urge me to work harder to find someone, sigh..

28 posts
11/16/2005 3:21 am

HAHAH my Matha would shoot me being on a sex site. Have you tried PASSION.COM or PASSION.COM that are all part of AdultFriendFinder? AdultFriendFinder is centered around primarly sex even thought friendfinder and passion are somehow linked into this site. My stuff shows up on PASSION.COM because its sorta not aimed at primarly sex.

GOOD LUCK SWEETIE...~SIGH~ Big chica hug

rm_N73269 48M

11/16/2005 5:44 am

No, I haven't been suckered into anything other than what this site "offers", basically joined a few of the other 'freebies' for the point values, and then I do nothing with these points because they're useless to me. Live and learn I guess. I used to be on, but seems all the woman are stuck up, you know, they all think their pussies don't stink. Go figure. I come here and basically get the same attitude, but I can at least entertain myself with these blogs.

28 posts
11/16/2005 2:20 pm

yeah the blogs can be fun i like to post my humor on here. I am about sick of half of what I do see.

rm_N73269 48M

11/16/2005 7:12 pm

And what half would that be? THe guy's wanting to get laid? The guys wondering where all the chicks are? Or the guys acting like idiots?

I often wish I weren't a guy.. hehe

28 posts
11/16/2005 7:44 pm

Well I have met and spoken with a few guys on here. I know for a fact the ones I wanted to meet and were interested in me found better. It happens..I live in the pits of no where in NE NC. I also have a sour note of humor that a few of the dicks on here did not appreciate. I mean come on w ho cusses out STORY THERE.....

Anyhoo...i have yet to meet a guy on here in 3 yrs worth a shit. I also throw my ex fiance in the mix. I met him from AdultFriendFinder 3 yrs ago. Shit happens..LOL

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