Tip Whore  

LilBlondeNZ 40F
1259 posts
5/6/2006 7:14 pm
Tip Whore

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccck.....

I *hate* cocktail waitressing, even bartending is starting to get on my nerves.

I know, I know, I'm an educated girl... WHY would I keep taking these city gigs??? I should be doing something better with my time...I'm smarter than this, it's degrading...blah blah blah. I keep wanting to quit, but I've been doing it so long and the money's so good. I just can't give it up. I admit it...

*sigh*

I'm a tip whore.

I force myself to make pleasantries with any asshole who'll throw $10 on my tray when I bring over the round... Smile, and hold my tongue, as some stupid, stuck-up bimbo says, for the fourth time, "with a twist"...

Listen, you fucking coke'd up bitch, I heard you the first three times. Stoli rocks with a twist... and if you say it one more fucking time I'll twist your goddamn head off...

"Anything else?" *Flash smile*

Because $10 x 10 assholes/hr x 3hours = $300

Which goes towards good things like rent, plane tickets, shipping, board exam fees, wine, credit card bills and car insurance.

Which all gets me closer to bulging_boy.

So I guess, actually...

It's not that bad.

A


Seriously_Real 48M

5/6/2006 8:34 pm

Yup. Amazing what we'll do for love, huh?

Now, if you don't mind, I'll take a Diet Rock Star and if you could check and see what's taking so long on my prime rib that would be great. Thanks, hon. *smacks your ass*

--Seriously


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/6/2006 11:57 pm

Harder!

Ooops I mean, "Yes, sir".

A


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
5/7/2006 2:12 am

Loved food waitressing and tending bar. Hated cocktail waitressing. In restaurants people sit down and pretty much stay put. In bars they move around and play "Trick the Waitress Musical Chairs." Never could get the right drinks to the right people.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
5/7/2006 2:54 am

I said "WITH A TWIST!" What the f***?? Are you deaf? Or in love? Geeez!! You think I'm leaving you a $10 tip now??

How about £10?

♥♥H♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


digdug41 49M

5/7/2006 1:46 pm

Listen, you fucking coke'd up bitch, I heard you the first three times. Stoli rocks with a twist... and if you say it one more fucking time I'll twist your goddamn head off...

something tells me you prolly would too I dont blame ya but at least you look at the bigger schweme of things and know your alright

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/7/2006 2:48 pm

1Hot- YES! They are always moving around and then they expect me to find them. I think that from now on if the people move and I can't find them, I'm just going to drink their drinks. I do much better in the restaurant, but the money's not as good... Then again, it might be worth it to take a $100 loss if I don't have to schlep to the city in a short skirt to deal with assholes all night. Last night's party thatI worked was good however, so I'm hanging in for now.

HH- hehehe... not deaf, but... 10 pounds? Is that a lot? Then yes... leave me that!

Dig... ooooh you *know* I could! But it's all good as you said... in the bigger scheme of things.. life is ok...

A


Peche85 31F

5/7/2006 4:49 pm

We don't get tips

Well every night we have to sign for our tip jar and they all just sit behind the desk and at night we sign them back out empty lol.

If someone asked me for a drink with a twist I would say "a twist of what?" lol.

The other night a lady asked for a brandy and soda water and I had to go all the way to the other bar to get it cos we were out of brandy and the bartender there made the drink with a double shot of brandy and filled up the rest of the way with the soda water.

I took it out to the lady and she said that can't be my drink then said it was way too much soda water and she had just wanted a little bit of water in it! So back I went to the other bar for another one! You would think since everyone else had the table had said how much water/lemonade they wanted with their whiskey she would have said so too lol.


Package1971 45M
1051 posts
5/8/2006 2:37 pm

    Quoting LIBlonde97:
    1Hot- YES! They are always moving around and then they expect me to find them. I think that from now on if the people move and I can't find them, I'm just going to drink their drinks. I do much better in the restaurant, but the money's not as good... Then again, it might be worth it to take a $100 loss if I don't have to schlep to the city in a short skirt to deal with assholes all night. Last night's party thatI worked was good however, so I'm hanging in for now.

    HH- hehehe... not deaf, but... 10 pounds? Is that a lot? Then yes... leave me that!

    Dig... ooooh you *know* I could! But it's all good as you said... in the bigger scheme of things.. life is ok...

    A
Just how short a skirt are we talking about?


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