The Smurfs Were Communists  

LilBlondeNZ 40F
1259 posts
5/11/2006 7:57 pm
The Smurfs Were Communists

I was just watching some random TV while in the kitchen talking to my roommate. The Smurfs were on Cartoon Network, and I swear I think that show is some kind of subconsious Marxist propaganda.

Each Smurf had a job: Handy Smurf was the builder, Painter Smurf painted everything, Brainy Smurf was smart, Vanity Smurf was fucking useless... Each Smurf a specific job and only did that one job. All the Smurfs seemed to be happy with what their jobs were and they go back to school or do anything to try to get promoted. They knew their places.

Papa Smurf wore a *red* cap?

Plus all the Smurfs had the little smurf song they all sang together...
"LaLAlalalala... lalalalala...."

and they all had their little matching Smurf uniforms...

And they all shared everything, there were no signs of capitalism, of buying and selling; Handy Smurf didn't send Brainy Smurf a bill for fixing his little mushroom house roof.

Does that make Gargamel the US? Boiling Smurfs to make them into gold? Then Azriel must have been the UK!

I don't know... it seems kinda suspicious that this cartoon was popular in the 80's during the Cold War. I can't believe I never noticed it till now.

There's one thing I do know for sure though;

Smurfette was a whore.



rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
5/11/2006 9:38 pm

So THAT was the prototype for the subversive, moral destroying Telle-Tubbies...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


digdug41 49M

5/11/2006 10:21 pm

thats deep never thought about it before but I never liked the smurfs I turned the shit off before that stupid song could begin to start the show

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woofff 41F

5/11/2006 10:54 pm

Thank you for your post

Woofff


Seriously_Real 48M

5/12/2006 5:53 am

I always liked Smurfette's voice, though. Very sexy...

--Seriously


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

5/12/2006 8:06 am

Smurfette was an opportunist..lol

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elysianpleasure 47M

5/12/2006 8:12 am

The telle tubbies and smurfs just scare the crap out of me.... they are what my nightmares look like when I allow myself to go to sleep.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
5/12/2006 10:21 am

*Helga takes LIBlonde97's photo and slaps it into PhotoShop. Starts colouring all the pink bits BLUE.*

Oooooohhhh.... would you look at that!! The resemblance is freaky!! LIBlonde97 is Smurfette!!

But I'm not saying you're a whore... just that the resemblance is uncanny...

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chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
5/13/2006 3:39 am

I always wondered who Papa Smurf gave the demon to, for the other smurfs to exist.

Smurfette wasn't a whore, she was merely a cock-tease.


bardicman 50M

5/13/2006 9:43 am

Smurfette was a good little whore Chasing.

The only one she would not fuck was Grumpy Smurf. Thats why he was Grumpy. Hell, I think I even smucked her one night.



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LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/13/2006 10:33 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Smurfette was a good little whore Chasing.

    The only one she would not fuck was Grumpy Smurf. Thats why he was Grumpy. Hell, I think I even smucked her one night.
OK...that must be the mushrooms taking over bardicman...I mean whore or not, the little blue bombshell had standards...she turned me down after all

lustytaurus


Package1971 46M
1051 posts
5/14/2006 8:12 am

Hmmm... I think you might be on to something here...

That might also explain why "American Idol" is so popular in this post-911 world: Kelly Clarkson is a terrorist. (It's a stretch now, but it will be very clear in a decade or so).

And Smurfette, communist whore or not, I would love to smurf her smurfing smurf while she's all smurfed up on smurfweed.


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