Shake It, Honey...Make That Money...  

LilBlondeNZ 40F
1259 posts
11/30/2005 3:40 pm
Shake It, Honey...Make That Money...


That's the balance in my checking account today after I had just enough to pay for parking at the hospital and put gas in my car.

That's it. I've had it. I'm working way too hard.

There's only one way to make a lot of money quickly and legally...

I'm hitting the pole!

So come on boys get out those $$twenties$$... and stuff them in my Paypal garter.

DJ, Music PLEASE!...

Don't look no further.
Baby, I'm back, yeah...
I'm here to cater to you...
Anything you want to do, I'll do it....

My left hand, stretches above my head as I caress the cold brass metal.. finger tips drag down the length... slowly slowly....walk around, around...

Arm up.
Back arched,
Concave against the metal.
Slide down.
Slide down.
Knees bend...
As I glare you in the eye.
And smile.

One hand grazes my heel
Traces up my ankle...
My calf...
My knee...
My thigh.

Tiny crimson g-string reveals almost all,
My legs are tanned and neverending.
Matching push-up bra, of course...
Long blonde hair drapes past my shoulders...down.
Perched on top of 5 inch heels,
I can see the whole room...
I can see...
how much you want me.

Spring up, now standing,
Left hand holds as I take a swing.
Around the pole and a flash of smile,
Flowing blonde hair swishes past my shoulder.

'Cuz I'll be your lover.
I'll be your best friend.
Tell me what I gotta do...
For you....

Walking center, right in front of you...
I turn toward the back wall, moving those hips
One side...
The other.
Legs straight,
I drop it down...
and touch the fucking floor.
Peer from behind my left knee.
I'm yours right now.

Bend knees, and roll it up...
Hands move up legs slowly and meet my hips
Roll left.
Roll right.
Keep it going...
all night.

Swivel around and meet your gaze.
Hands moving above my head
Your eyes slide down...
Those arms.
Those breasts.
That waist.
Those hips.
Those thighs.
Those legs.
Those toes.

Don't look no further.
Baby, I'm back, yeah...
I'm here to cater to you...
Anything you want to do, I'll do it....

Sexy shoulders move back and forth.
Drop to my knees and look up through blonde wisps.
Crawl to you.
One hand...
Then the other.
And your face is inches away.
Feel how bad your mouth wants mine.

Spring up and walk back.
Right hand holds as leg wraps around.
Cold hard metal.
Hot body.
Swinging around.
Pull forward,
Arch back.
Pull forward.
Arch back.
Still holding on with both hands.
Head falls back
blonde curtain swishes again.

'Cuz I'll be your lover.
I'll be your best friend.
Tell me what I gotta do...
For you....

Hips still swinging
Reach one hand back.
Reach a little further
Undo that clasp.
Bra is off.
I throw it on your head.
Smile and laugh,
as you gasp for breath.
Pivot around.
Yeah check out that ass.
Moving for you
And all your cash.

Don't look no further.
Baby, I'm back, yeah...
I'm here to cater to you...
Anything you want to do, I'll do it....

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
11/30/2005 4:57 pm

Let me know if it works, lady, and I'll jump on that bandwagon! LOL I could use a little holiday cash!

expatbrit49 62M

11/30/2005 5:09 pm

rolls up a 20 and tucks in your G string

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/30/2005 8:01 pm

Careful Blonde, not really sure what Expat is trying to slip you is a rolled up 20.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/1/2005 1:03 am

As an upstanding representative of men of integrity everywhere I apologize for Trav's behavior. Please don't even stoop to his level and respond back to his boorish comments.

Now what was I going to say before Trav interrupted my thoughts. Ah yes ... I was going to tell you to shake them sweater puppies you sweet Ms. candy pants ... Sorry Trav made me say that it's totally his evil mind at work. I have nothing but respect for your body ... I mean you ... I have nothing but respect you ... and your long beautiful legs.

On a totally unrelated note, to fulfill my duty to the Holy Priestess of Holy Holes as her personal fluffer, I have been instructed to go around to the blogs of female members of the dead sheep boinking social club and leave a comment for each of you stating that I am ready to take care of any … err … fluffing needs you may wish to have satisfied. Please tell her that I have been an obedient if somewhat tardy fluffer.

If you do require any fluffing services you can follow me back to Fluffyland.

Welcum To Fluffyland

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 5:55 am

What the *hell* is that noise?

Sounds like my whistling kettle has reached boiling point


bardicman 50M

12/1/2005 6:41 pm

All it costs for a night with me...
Tax and drink included

I am not dead yet

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

12/2/2005 12:59 pm

*Jumps on stage with Blonde and Sil*

I'll play security for ya and kick anyone tellin' ya to put it all back on in the nutsack! Wooo hooo - bring it Trav! The bigger they are, the harder they fall! Hehe!


mrgrimshade 44M

12/4/2005 8:19 am


Another girl hits the pole, let me know your shoe review know the guys are really just interested in the shoes

determined to visit a strip club in every state...

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
12/4/2005 7:49 pm

will you send me some pics?

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 6:31 pm

Elysia- Yeah baby... Hit the blog pole and make that cash! Maybe I'll open a blog strip club!

Expat- Thanks baby... *wink*

Sil- The beauty of this country is the fact that no matter who you are, someone somehwere will pay you to shake those American girls. Land of the Pervs, and Home of the Hooties!

Daph- Thank god I have a brunette friend to figure things out for me. I was wondering why that $20 was warm and hard...hmmmm

Trav- You should have stopped while you were ahead... I was going to offer you a private show. Sigh... oh well...too bad!

Wetty- It is sooooo fun I highly recommend it. A close second is Carmen Electra Strip Aerobics lol

Luke- *smoooooch* A fluffer huh? hmmmmm.... *gets out pen and paper to make list of needs* *and another sheet* *and another sheet*... *Follows Luke...*

Bulge- You keep a tea kettle in your pants? You're strange.

Bard- You are the Walmart of manwhores. Ooohhh! I think the little smiley man just swooped by and slashed your price to $3.88 hehe.. Do you take Visa or Masterbatercard?

Jess- Allright honey, you give it to 'im good! I'll kick him once he's down.

Grim- Now THERE'S a worthy goal if I ever heard one!

Toothy- Yes, as soon as I get you Paypal deposit. This girl is cheap, but she's not free!

AlbertPrince 57M

12/7/2005 3:44 pm

How much to take me in the back room??

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/7/2005 3:55 pm

For you Prince?

No charge.



keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/7/2005 5:08 pm

bella has some good moves too. Perhaps y'all can trade dancing secrets?

FriendlybutKinky 49M

12/7/2005 6:03 pm

Hello Lilblonde,

Just found your blog...amazingly fun stuff. Thanks for putting it out there. All the best.


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