Dear Santa... Let Me Explain...  

LilBlondeNZ 40F
1259 posts
11/26/2005 11:03 pm
Dear Santa... Let Me Explain...

Dear Santa-

Let me just explain...

I'm really not a bad girl. Really!

I'm a good girl...

who might have kinda done some bad things this past year.

But I'm sure you can understand, I mean... you know I had a rough year, right? Didn't I deserve to have to some fun?

At that batchelorette party, that wasn't me who tied up the stripper. OK, I might have helped tie the knots, but just because the other girls weren't doing it right. I was just trying to be helpful really. Plus, I'm sure that despite his "pleas" (if you can even call them that) he really actually liked it. And everything else that went on after that.... that wasn't at all my idea. Not even the thing with the oil. That was someone else.

And at that wedding that followed... it only looked like I stole that bridesmaid's date. She didn't want him anyway. He wasn't her type at all. Plus, his bowtie looked better on me, and you can't blame me for trying to accessorize.

And at the summer house that night, it wasnt my idea to steal the guys' clothes while they were skinny dipping in the pool that night. And I only took the pictures because Jen asked me to. She didn't have a good enough camera to get focus in low light like that. Just trying to hold onto some summer memories.

And speaking of skinny dipping... I know I shouldn't have propositioned that police officer who came to our house that night when us girls were a little tipsy and being loud in the hot tub. We really had no idea that our voices would travel like that at night, plus our west neighbors were such squares. I can't believe they called the cops (all those times). I didn't really mean to ask him if he wanted to get his gun wet... it just kinda slipped out. Afterall, I was just trying to diffuse a little tension, you know? Can't blame me for just trying to be friendly...

Oh and about the Porsche... I didn't really "steal" it. I was planning on giving back later that night. Plus Brian wasn't using it, I didnt think he'd mind if we took it for a spin to the beach... in Montauk. He needs to loosen up about that car anyway. He's too uptight. Plus he can't even drive it as well as I can. Nothing happened to it...

And the night Danica and I smoked that hydro? I didn't really "fall" off the deck in a fit of giggles. I was just testing gravity. Appreciating the mass and velocity relationship. And plus we all know that pot isn't really a drug. Isn't it legal in Denver now anyway?

And about the drinking... so I like wine. There's nothing wrong with that. So I've been known to tie one on now and then... I mean, who doesn't like a party? I never drive and always make sure I don't wear beer goggles... no real harm done... (well, if you don't count the furniture. Or the lost bras.)

And it wasn't me who.. oh no wait, that was me... errr. ummmm. hmmm.

Well Santa, if I get coal this year I guess I'd understand. But how about if I promise to be good next year? I mean I've been an angel for weeks, months almost! Wouldn't you want to provide some positive reinforcement?

Please?



-A


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 11:54 pm

What is hydro? I am from the stix, dont forget. This is a really cute idea. I bet everyone will start doing it.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 11:57 pm

oh weed. Sorry I am going blind I think. Its legal in Denver? Huh?


rm_Luscious2BBW 47F
35 posts
11/26/2005 11:57 pm

OMG, almost crying, I am laughing so hard! Thanks! Will you write my Dear Santa letter for me?


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/27/2005 12:47 am

Hrm...Santa might be able to forgive all this, but what will he think of you joing a cult as the ( B )Low Priestess?

Leader of the Flock and Cult of the Dead Sheep Membership Roster

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


expatbrit49 62M

11/27/2005 10:05 am

Well every good deed cancels out a not good one, So let me think of a good deed....Umm well I havent got laid in a long time and thats not good so maybe a good deed could be...........

I check this with Sanata's haelpers and they said thats right so preforming good deeds on lots of people or lot of good deeds on one person could set you all square again

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
11/28/2005 3:37 pm

Ok...
where are your stockings?
I dont see them by the fireplace...
and, btw, where IS the fireplace?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
12/1/2005 6:14 am

Santa called...he said to tell you to report to sizzle364 immediately and accept your punishment..then he can get back t you on the presents for this year... LOL


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:55 pm

Saint... Call me. You need to party with me more often.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:55 pm

Luscious... Yes I will write a letter to Santa to you. I'm very good at skating the line between naughty and nice!


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:56 pm

Wetty... if he'll take mine, he'll certainly take yours. As documentation of our coal-level merit at least.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:57 pm

Daph- Rats... forgot about that. How do I spin the fact that I just pledged myself to a cult in order to be a permanent fixture between the leader's legs? This might take some creativity...


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:57 pm

HH- "Ooh Santa, hit me harder!" << just got myself on next year's coal list.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:58 pm

Expat- when you put it that way? I'm a really really really good girl!


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:59 pm

Toothy- The stocking were hung from the garters with care, in hopes that someone would soon be there...


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:59 pm

Sizzzz... LIBlonde at your service...
Punish away baby!


kyplowboy22 61M

12/5/2005 2:23 pm

As you can see in blog, a hostile take-over of the fat little SOB is in the works, so I promise you once I am charge, we will find some way to 'clean your slate'....a couple of spanking sessions, maybe a few treatments of something with leather and cuffs. It'll alllllll be ok. Promise.

kpb


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/7/2005 4:02 pm

KY..

SWEET!

XOXO

A


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