Bud Light Presents: Mr. A F F First Post Blogger Guy  

LilBlondeNZ 40F
1259 posts
5/13/2006 11:00 am
Bud Light Presents: Mr. A F F First Post Blogger Guy

Everyone, sing along now... You know how.

(cue inspirational background music)

Bud Light Presents

Real Men of Genius

(Real Men of Genius...)

Today we salute you, Mr. A F F First Post Blogger Guy.

(Mr. A F F First Post Blogger Guy...)

You've signed up, you're ready to get laid, and you don't care how badly you have to lie in order to do so.

(8 inch cock, yeah!)

You type words like "sensitive" and "caring" in your profile, while you minimize the 12 open windows of porn on your desktop.

(It's a free trial!)

You scan in that photo of you from 1989 that shows off your great abs, although now you prefer to *drink* your six pack.

(A Little Extra Padding!)

Do you even know what a blog is? Absolutely not. But you'll start one anyway, just to show you respect broads who can write.


So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Burden of the Blog; why should you pay for sex, when you can beg for it for free.

(Mr. A F F First Post Blogger Guy...)

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/13/2006 11:24 am

And if you're not from the USA, and don't "get it", visit www.budlight.com to see what I'm talking about. "Real Men of Genius" is a longstanding popular string of radio "adverts" for Budweiser, a popular beer here in the States... I would never drink it, but the ads are sometimes pretty good.


rm_PhxPhatChick 58F
202 posts
5/13/2006 12:02 pm


Seriously_Real 48M

5/13/2006 12:04 pm

OMG that is just fucking perfect. PERFECT. Pitch. Perfect. Wow.

(I love perfect parody. I'm in awe. Seriously, I am. That was dead-fucking-on, Lil.)


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/13/2006 12:06 pm

That's great!!!

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/13/2006 12:08 pm

thats the best one I've read in awhile!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/13/2006 2:36 pm

Hmm...I think his brother wrote to me. He had the most interesting spelling of the word "while" I think I've ever seen. Whyel. Yeah, and this bad boy claims 12 inches and some college.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
5/13/2006 2:52 pm

I'm going to have to remain ignorant. I'm scared that if I visit a site for lite beer, Satan will steal my soul! (or I'll start wearing lipstick)

bulging_boy 49M

5/13/2006 4:50 pm


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/13/2006 10:36 pm

Yes..very nice...and we drink it too...LOL


Package1971 45M
1051 posts
5/14/2006 8:17 am

Too funny. Should be required reading for first time bloggers.

bardicman 50M

5/14/2006 11:00 am

oh, Does this mean I am now busted...

I am not dead yet

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
5/15/2006 12:41 am

*Helga mops up the coffee she spewed all over the keyboard when she read this blog* Too F***in' Funny, A!!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/15/2006 3:19 am

Ow...I choked on my drink when I started giggling.
Well done...too funny!

vanna4u 38F

5/15/2006 9:02 pm

Now that's hot.

Peche85 31F

5/15/2006 11:14 pm

I bet the ads aren't as good as our Tui ads

(Princess Lips)

5/16/2006 11:39 pm



marco1469 55M

5/21/2006 9:35 am

Way too funny. Though this works both ways, more so from the guys, but still plenty of women lie, and mislead too.

Anyway youhave a great sense of humor loved this.

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