"Fer Fuck's Sake Blonde..."  

LilBlondeNZ 40F
1259 posts
11/13/2005 3:02 pm
"Fer Fuck's Sake Blonde..."

Although I hear he likes to take it in the ass from wellendowed leperchauns, bulging_boy bulging_boy should be applauded for taking the initiative to reunite Blogland with a loving, wholesome, community exercise... competitive farting. I'm happy to report my petit poof came in at with a respectable score of 7.5.

In addition, I've decided that the only thing funnier than reading Bulging_Boy's blog, is "Real Time Bulging_Boy". Fortunately, my plans cancelled and I had absolutely nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to get drunk and stay online till 7:30 am. So I let travelingintexas wrangle me into joining bulging_boy and the other girls for a IM conference. Mostly because I think I probably would let Trav wrangle me into anything, secondly because I was quite positive it would be a good time. Now the other girls shall remain nameless to protect their anonymity...god knows they probably don't want to be associated with this riff raff. But let's just say their voices are even sexier than their pics and blogs (if that's possible)...

During this time, members were measured, sheep jokes were repeatedly made, pics were shared, tornado warnings were heeded, I drank a bottle of wine, microphones were configured, the chat morphed from text to voice, as I said "What?" repeatedly while trying to figure out WTF Bulging_Boy was saying in his "bloody" NZ accent.

Now in my blog travels this week I have picked up several new words; Asshat, Tard, and Blogsturbation being notable additions. Little did I know during the evening spent IM'ing that my vocabulary would be augmented by several "Bulgisms".

"Fer Fuck's Sake", (abbreviation FFS)... a highly useful phrase which applies to all emotional situations, but best used to express exasperation. E.g. "Fer Fuck's Sake, Trav, turn up your bloody mic!", "Fer Fuck's Sake Blonde, remove your bloody top!", "Fer Fuck's Sake, can anyone hear me?"

"Manky Slag"(not to be confused with Monkey Slag)- is the equivalent of skanky whore. Another very useful term. I haven't worked into a sentence yet today, but I'm going to keep trying. I'll probably use it to greet my roommate when she comes home from the city later.

"Shaggable Shiela"- the equivalent of a hot babe.

So there's a little piece of Auckland there for you. And if you haven't already, I suggest you check him out. He's a wanker, but he's a funny wanker...

bulging_boy 49M

11/13/2005 4:58 pm


I thought you said my cam wasn't working

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/13/2005 11:46 pm

Hey, keep travelling eastward...
eventually you 'll get back home...

next stop: San Francisco?

tillerbabe 55F

11/14/2005 12:05 am

I'm peeing in my knickers! LOL!

BROC817 44M

11/16/2005 5:53 pm

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LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/17/2005 5:37 am

Hey Sil... Yes, booo to the boy who didn't come through with the late night entertainment:You suck.

I can't stand warm white wine! And the fridge was full of beer still from the party my roomie had last Thurs night- no room for my bottle! What's a girl to do? I had to go ghetto for the sake of my sanity.

Thankfully. I made room in the fridge door for two bottles today. Chilled, no ice. (God knows I'll be needing it!)

Love and kisses! Talk soon...


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