Why I Fired My Secretary  

92 posts
7/14/2006 7:11 pm

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7/16/2006 5:46 pm

Why I Fired My Secretary

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be
Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For
Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let
Alone "Happy Birthday."

I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The
Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came to Breakfast And
Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I
Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said,
"Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That
At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then
Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful
Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just
You And Me."
I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've
Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We
Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead
At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two
Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know,
It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back
To The Office, Do We?"
I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"
After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And
Said, "Boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into
The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."
Ok." I Nervously Replied.
She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of
Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By
My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers, All Singing
'Happy Birthday".
And I Just Sat There..
On The Couch...Naked

rm_lonelyforu61 55M

7/14/2006 7:57 pm

Sounds like my kind of luck!

hotmama3512 46F

7/14/2006 8:01 pm

lol...u made my day!

rm_hitler1001 37M
22 posts
7/15/2006 10:11 am

Hi lol great was it,
Hi sexy gals of bangalore if u r in bangalore and wanting some unbelivable pleasure from what god had ordered
Thank u and have nice pleasure and future

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
7/15/2006 10:27 am

Too funny

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