Are you a Polar Bear?  

LEESPRINGS2003 45F
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7/14/2006 7:06 pm
Are you a Polar Bear?


A young Polar bear comes home from school and says, "Mom, am I REALLY a Polar bear?"
Mom answers, "Of course you're a Polar bear son."

Next day he comes home and says, "Dad am I REALLY a Polar bear?"
Dad answers, "Certainly son...you are a Polar bear."

This goes on for weeks. Every day, "Am I really a Polar bear, are you and Mom Polar bears, are grandma and grandpa Polar bears, are my bothers and sisters Polar bears?" On and on.

Finally Dad gets tired of it, sits him down and says, "Once and for all son you are definitely a Polar, but why in heaven's name do you keep asking?"

He says, "Because I'm fucking freezing!"

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