A frog goes into a bank...............  

LEESPRINGS2003 45F
92 posts
7/16/2006 6:39 pm
A frog goes into a bank...............


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nampelate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I`d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it`s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patricia explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patricia explains that she`ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There`s a frog outside and he wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

wait for it .....

it`s good..........

you`re gonna love it................

The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It`s a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man`s a Rolling Stone."

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