A Little Birdy  

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7/16/2006 7:03 pm

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7/18/2006 6:42 pm

A Little Birdy

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

"A bird," the guy replied.

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. A policeman asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don`t know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I`m here."

The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. But I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

tenorsaxxman 66M

7/16/2006 7:59 pm

Now that's . . . . .not funny!


ZZ_Todd 59M

7/16/2006 7:59 pm

It's nice to know I wasn't the only one with nothing else to do today... I've never posted 9 on one day. It was your "Wabbit" one that caught my attention on the main page... I guess I'm just weird; Bugs Bunny is my all time favorite. And after getting here, I just couldn't leave without reading all the rest. This is a wonderful blog! May I add it to my Watch List?

Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/17/2006 10:57 am

lol...that is a great one!

NSAAddict 42F

7/17/2006 1:29 pm

lmao, great joke! I came by way of Phuc_buddy, who recommended your blog, thanks for the laughs

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
7/17/2006 3:05 pm

Now that's no way to treat a little birdy! Little birdies need TLC.

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