REAL Friendship Oath!  

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8/22/2005 2:24 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

REAL Friendship Oath!

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why?, you may ask.
Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right
now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn.... that was fun!"


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