That's Evolution!  

Knot4Everyone 40F
734 posts
4/23/2006 12:50 pm

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4/29/2006 3:58 pm

That's Evolution!

Well I know a guy and he's always complaining
'cause he doesn't have a girlfriend
So I decided that I should explain to him
Why I think he has this problem
I said the reason you're alone has nothing to do with anything specific
In fact I think it's more scientific
You see the characteristics that you portray
Make women wanna run away
And though I can offer you no solution
I think it's got something to do with evolution

And that's evolution
That's evolution
That's evolution
All right now
Hmmm hmmmm

Well there's nothing you can do about natural selection
So don't get so distressed over a barroom rejection
Though I know you're in a very lonely situation
At least you're saving a lot of hassle for the next generation
And Charles Darwin put it best
After he observed a penguin's nest
John Scopes and Clarence Darrow
Showed the American mind was a little too narrow

And that's evolution
That's evolution
That's evolution

Don't act like a jerk just to be cool
Because it might have adverse effects on your gene pool
And I've noticed that those of us that are more physically attractive
Are also likely to be sexually active
And that, my friend, is evolution!

And that's evolution
That's evolution
That's evolution

I got one more groovy lil' verse for you
Well we started out as apes and that's not all
'cause then we progressed to the Neanderthal
And then the human beings began their rein
And in a thousand years we'll all look the same

And that's evolution
That's evolution
That's evolution

I'm gonna say it again although I've said it about two dozen times now
That's evolution when you're all by yourself
And that's evolution when you're too much of a loser to find someone else
And that's evolution when you can't get a date
And that's evolution and it exists so you won't mate

Now I hope you've listened to what I've had to say
Because without evolution we wouldn't be here today!

- Walley Pleasant

Jeepidiot 42M

4/23/2006 2:32 pm

So what you're saying is that I should just give up?

rm_4wolfsr 57M

4/23/2006 3:07 pm

The shallow end of the gene pool?

learningone 43M

4/23/2006 8:09 pm

What's with the hippo?!

Knot4Everyone 40F

4/23/2006 8:38 pm

    Quoting Jeepidiot:
    So what you're saying is that I should just give up?
You and me both! I'm sitting here alone, too...

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
4/24/2006 2:08 am

so you point me to the right solution?...

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
4/25/2006 12:21 pm

You wrote this post b/c of me, didn't you??

Knot4Everyone 40F

4/25/2006 2:13 pm

Just to clarify: This post isn't directed at anyone in particular. I was just going through some music and came upon this old song. I got a kick out of it, so I thought I would share it with all y'all!

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
4/27/2006 10:48 pm

Great lyrics LOL!

Knot4Everyone 40F

4/29/2006 3:58 pm

    Quoting JudeL5:
    Great lyrics LOL!
Glad you saw the humor in them! Wally Pleasant is a local Mid-Michigan guitar guy. He used to play around colleges and stuff. He never got big, and I don't know if he's still playing, but he's got a bunch of funny songs!

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