Larry & Bob (a joke)  

Knot4Everyone 40F
734 posts
4/8/2006 6:48 pm

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4/14/2006 8:21 pm

Larry & Bob (a joke)

Okay, I just received this joke via email and had to share it with all of you!

Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea!"

He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.

Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

The went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.

Bob said, " Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks.

Larry said, "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub!"

Hahaha! Everybody laugh!

dankos2069 55M

4/8/2006 8:26 pm

hha, good one.

Jeepidiot 42M

4/8/2006 10:40 pm

Laugh. As soon as I got passed the first line I remembered this joke. And yeah it's hilarious.

elysianpleasure 47M

4/9/2006 7:48 am

LMAO... thanks... I really needed that.

Knot4Everyone 40F

4/9/2006 2:59 pm

Glad you guys liked it!

hansum_strangrr 47M
384 posts
4/13/2006 3:51 am

Keep up the jokes, but this one was from Maxim magazine. Great sense of homor though

Everybody Dies, Not Everyone Really Lives.

Knot4Everyone 40F

4/14/2006 8:02 pm

hansum - Does that mean you only like the jokes on my blog, none of the other posts? Just wondering... I had no idea that was from MAXIM - thanks!

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