Letter to the Editor.....Of another Blog (She is funny)......  

KingDongilingus 42M
32 posts
8/2/2006 12:59 am

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9/22/2006 7:42 am

Letter to the Editor.....Of another Blog (She is funny)......


I am posting this Letter to the Editor that I sent, to the owner of another blog because she makes me laugh. Yes, she makes me laugh because she is funny. Redundant, but worth the time to say it Duex times.

"Let me tell you, I get hit on by Guys, Gals, Guys that are gals, gals that want to be guys (they offer to do things to me I would not do to a dead three-legged dog) and some I do not currently have a Classification Structure for.

So, I feel your pain, or more precisely, I feel your Blogginess O' Frustration. Seems to me we write on the same subjects, and it is quite fun to read yours.

I seem to get only the insane, the illiterate (Hey ma, I am Illegitimate, me can't read!) and some that quantify as clinically retarded to the Nth Degree of Idiocy.

That said, I would suggest a sharp verbal stick somewhat more damaging to Virtual Testicular Punctures than the basic stuff. Not that it will work. NAY! It will not, and no matter how blunt I am, I still catch the dregs of Sexual Freak-ocracy lining up to tell me things that actually make MY ass pucker up and Mr. Wang to do the "turtle in a shell" routine.

But, like you, I get bored and frustrated with this. I have tried SO many variations on my profile and verbiage to go with it, I dare say it borders on actually using an entire Dictionary, and STILL I go "WTF Matey!".

Actually, I like to talk, but unfortunately, it seems the talking I get to do is based solely on what everyone ELSE that contacts me finds interesting, which boils down to the same as watching a monkey slap two 'nanners together and watching the resulting explosion. (Insert wittiness here)

I have now, after 3 years on here, and MANY successful/failed attempts at human contact, understand that THEY are not Insane. No indeed, I am now insane BECAUSE they are plain Green Apple type of stupid. (Sorry, couldn't resist the Insult of Fruit-iness)

So Ahoy! to you, and I look forward to your blandishment of peoples non-character on AdultFriendFinder, otherwise known as, "Wow, these crazy fucks really DID climb out from underneath those rocks!"."

KingDongilingus and Mr. Wang-Schlongicus

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/2/2006 12:26 pm

You guys....... shucks....
Thank you so much ....
You make the ggod guy list today.

Donna
Someday is today.


rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/2/2006 12:27 pm

sorry spell check died ....... good guy list ..... cause I dont think I have enough matieral for the ggods of freakdom yet.
D

Donna
Someday is today.


KingDongilingus 42M

9/22/2006 7:42 am

From time to time, when the formaldehyde wears off.


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