you know your drunk when.....  

KandyCoated4U 52F
1461 posts
5/25/2006 8:31 pm

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5/27/2006 5:34 am

you know your drunk when..... look for your dildo the next day, and discover that it fell behind the bed and ran itself out of batteries

you're leaving the party and someone steps on your hands.

the yellow couch you've been sitting on turns out to be the curb.

when your ass feels weird, you have vague memories of being with a bar of soap, and your boyfriend looks guilty as heck

When one step forward requires three steps sideways

your hand-eye coordination was so impaired that you just put your foot into the urinal and pissed down your leg

you have this idea that your ex REALLY wants to talk to you.And calling her/him at 3 AM is a great idea

! If I were a crayon, I'd most likely be jammed up some kids nose.

Djeeper1987 47M

5/25/2006 8:51 pm


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