Things to tell them...  

KandyCoated4U 52F
1461 posts
5/21/2006 3:21 pm

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5/24/2006 4:34 am

Things to tell them...


Ok so sometimes tell-a- marketers call at the worst times ever.

So now I am making a list of things to say when they do call....

1) Sorry I didnt catch the whole speech , I was masturbating.

2) Can you call me back I'm fucking your boy/girl friend.

give me your ideas.....

! If I were a crayon, I'd most likely be jammed up some kids nose.


DUKE_3 50M

5/23/2006 8:01 pm

How about this one:

Who is calling? Where are you calling from? You've just called a crime scene where a homicide has taken place and we will need to interview you immediately.

HEEHEE I can;t wait to try that one out. Or one of yours...


KandyCoated4U 52F
755 posts
5/24/2006 4:34 am

My sister told me she pretends she is crying and tells them she is depressed and tells them how bad of a day she has had, and that now that she no longer takes pills she does not feel better and she gose on and on about things....

Sometimes she hands the phone to her 1 1/2 year old grandson and let's him talk. He loves the phone.

! If I were a crayon, I'd most likely be jammed up some kids nose.


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