Your powers of pointing out the perfectly obvious never cease to amaze me!  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
2/18/2006 1:58 pm

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Your powers of pointing out the perfectly obvious never cease to amaze me!


The perfectly obvious

Why would a woman want a man wearing panties?

You’re the type of woman who brings out the worst in a man, His conscience ‒ Cary Grant

There are some very pretty pussies on this site; you would think I would get tired of looking at them. I know that the day I do, is the day I need to go jump off a cliff. But with the good comes the bad, there are quite a few that look like a chewed piece of bubble gum. I’m not talking about yours of course!

Single men take a ton of abuse! 99.9% of it well deserved and very needed to keep hormones and freaks at bay. But women can’t get off lightly, seems that they are off limits for a little scrutiny, mainly because there are so few of them. Maybe on AdultFriendFinder, but not in the real world, I’d like to motion for a little change, and a few rules that women should abide by. First, BBW stands for big beautiful woman, just cuz you’re big, doesn’t make you a BBW, you gotta have the beautiful part too. MILF stands for mom I’d like to fuck, same rule applies as BBW, and just cuz you got kids doesn’t mean I wanna fuck you. Men lie about there cock sizes, women lie about there titles….see what I’m getting at? Does it make sense? There are key words in those little phrases, the words Beautiful and I would like to fuck, they shouldn’t be titles open to everyone just because you have one part of the criteria met, and you gotta meet all of it, or just doesn’t work.

Sometimes I see testimonials that have very similar wording and phrases to things that person mentioned in there profile, makes me wonder who wrote them...hmmm

I read a lot of magazines like GQ, Details, Playboy, Penthouse; you’d be surprised how many stolen pics I’ve seen from them. I know who you are, but don’t worry I’m no tattle tale!

I looked up redbone and yellow bone on the urban dictionary I know what they mean now. Along with a few other choice words I’ve seen around. The English language keeps changing on me!

There is no way a younger man can be with an older woman long term, if she is in her 40’s and he in his 20’s, think about, at 40 and he’s still very much in the mood, she will be 60….what’s that gonna be like? A fellow blogger crazygurl2xx has posted some rules on this subject and I thought I should share. [post 241056]

If you have a picture of things coming out of your butt, you gotta remember that it’s a thumbnail pic and the first thing that comes to my mind is pretty! It just doesn’t look right!

And ladies one last thing, take a look at some of the goons writing you testimonials, I know if your like me you don’t go and look at your profile that often, but if you got a bunch of goons with there cocks out drooling over you, it kinda makes you look bad. Especially, if you got a ton more on display in your network pics. This isn’t a double standard, same thing goes for the fellas, how many have you not replied to because of what you saw in network pics and testimonials?

If I wink at you, and you are way out of my area, or I don’t fit what your looking for, Its not because I think I can change your mind, or that I want to get in your pants, it means I saw something in your profile that I admired, and figured it would be a good idea to strike up a conversation with you. It’s because I thought you were interesting, and someone I would say hello to in a bar, or the grocery store, or where ever

SpunkNLace 47F

2/18/2006 4:54 pm

Hmmmmmmmmm very well written


horatio1815 46M/35F

2/18/2006 10:38 pm

so what do ya think of me then? be honest and brutal. i wanna know! seriously. xxx like this post.


lust4u941 46F
33 posts
2/19/2006 12:09 am

Well put!


kelly402005 52F

2/19/2006 7:38 am

Very good one!
And yes, very honest!


southrnpeach333 50F

2/19/2006 8:59 am

some of lifes realities: all women are beautiful (didn't you get the memo), i have kids and my husband likes to fuck me (so I am a milf), men imagine the women in playboy no matter who they are screwing so we just show them which one to imagine and as for the butt one, sorry I have no explanation for that one.

You can wink at me anytime Baby.


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/19/2006 10:31 am

Thank you, I read some of your blog, very nice.


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/19/2006 10:34 am

    Quoting horatio1815:
    so what do ya think of me then? be honest and brutal. i wanna know! seriously. xxx like this post.
thanks for stopping by...brutaly honest huh? ok....

I'm sure your a very nice old man, make sure you don't stroke it while eating cheetos, it will stain your dick orange!


seriously thanks for stopping by and commenting I do appreciate that!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/19/2006 10:36 am

Thank you, hope it didn't come out as bitching, it was just a little bit of sarcasm.


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/19/2006 10:38 am

    Quoting kelly402005:
    Very good one!
    And yes, very honest!

Thank you kelly, I think you have a great blog, I visit it often, your on my watch list. Thanks for stopping by!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/19/2006 10:40 am

    Quoting southrnpeach333:
    some of lifes realities: all women are beautiful (didn't you get the memo), i have kids and my husband likes to fuck me (so I am a milf), men imagine the women in playboy no matter who they are screwing so we just show them which one to imagine and as for the butt one, sorry I have no explanation for that one.

    You can wink at me anytime Baby.
There was a memo? it must have went into my spam box..I'll have to go look, that could have saved me alot of time when I was writing this post...and a winky is on the way!


horatio1815 46M/35F

2/19/2006 11:41 am

lmao! cheers! like ure style


rm_EveLWoman 55F
36 posts
2/19/2006 1:03 pm

scope? does this mean you wont write me a testimonial? *sniffle* I mean, after all you & Aunt Fanny have meant to one another and everything?

I'm crushed.


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
2/19/2006 3:04 pm

Very nicely put. And, thanks for visiting and your comments to my blog.



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LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
2/20/2006 9:29 am

never got a Kaliedascope61 wink

this is a funny post...true!!! but funny!

i have been questioned as to why i have such a variety of people in my network...i say just cause!! i usually only let people in my network that i have chatted with or like enough to say...here is some space on my space!!! members of the blogs, the user groups, frequent chat buddies...sometimes they have ....not so strong profiles...sometimes they have wild and crazy pics...thats what they like!! i cant say OHHHHH N OOOOOOOO YOU are out of this world!! LMAO!!

i do the same thing with the winks...i have had a guy send me a note that say sorry sweets i dont like big girls nor black girls so you shouldnt really waste a wink....OHH I was pretty pissed, here i am trying to compliment someone with a bright smile in a very well taken picture...it was black and white...artsy kinda special lighting....AND he has the nerve to send me a message like that...he lived maybe a couple thousand miles away too!!

i wrote a HUGE mega long letter in reply..to my luck the message center was out of friggin order...i guess he wouldnt have been able to take what i was dishin!! LOL i have had a few other things to happen but that was the worst!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/20/2006 10:47 am

    Quoting rm_EveLWoman:
    scope? does this mean you wont write me a testimonial? *sniffle* I mean, after all you & Aunt Fanny have meant to one another and everything?

    I'm crushed.
I think you should change your name to cybil! And is it so wrong, what I want to do to Aunt Fanny's Fanny?


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/20/2006 10:49 am

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    Very nicely put. And, thanks for visiting and your comments to my blog.
Anytime, I like going there!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/20/2006 10:52 am

    Quoting LadySunrise:
    never got a Kaliedascope61 wink

    this is a funny post...true!!! but funny!

    i have been questioned as to why i have such a variety of people in my network...i say just cause!! i usually only let people in my network that i have chatted with or like enough to say...here is some space on my space!!! members of the blogs, the user groups, frequent chat buddies...sometimes they have ....not so strong profiles...sometimes they have wild and crazy pics...thats what they like!! i cant say OHHHHH N OOOOOOOO YOU are out of this world!! LMAO!!

    i do the same thing with the winks...i have had a guy send me a note that say sorry sweets i dont like big girls nor black girls so you shouldnt really waste a wink....OHH I was pretty pissed, here i am trying to compliment someone with a bright smile in a very well taken picture...it was black and white...artsy kinda special lighting....AND he has the nerve to send me a message like that...he lived maybe a couple thousand miles away too!!

    i wrote a HUGE mega long letter in reply..to my luck the message center was out of friggin order...i guess he wouldnt have been able to take what i was dishin!! LOL i have had a few other things to happen but that was the worst!!!
I didn't forget about you! I've been waiting for your wink!
sounds like your having a war falling on deaf ears with that guy. Sometimes I thinks its strange that men can't find away to be friends with women they aren't attracted to, seems to me that make the friendship a lot less tense.


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