The Pizza Man Cometh  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
2/10/2006 8:59 pm

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3/15/2006 10:03 am

The Pizza Man Cometh

I like my women like I like my coffee!
In a styrophome cup.

You can classify coffee into to categories, the Meg Ryan’s…creamy and sweet….or the Grace Jones…black and bitter. I usually start off with the Grace Jones kind, and work my way down to the Meg Ryan’s.

In the News Today
TYLER, Texas (AP) _ Don Cruz's dream home is now a financial nightmare. The suburban Chicago man won a house on Lake Tyler in Texas as part of a Home and Garden Television promotion. While the house was free, he has to pay the taxes. This week, Cruz got word that the property is valued at two (m) million dollars. That means he owes about 800-thousand dollars in property and gift taxes. Cruz says there's no way he can cover that kind of tax bill. Now he's put the five-thousand-square-foot home up for sale. He's hoping it sells before the taxman comes calling April 15th

How much would that suck? But at least he can sell the house for a million or two. Which is probably what I would have done in the first place?

On a side note,

I want to talk about your dog! I love dogs, I just hate yours! When you are ordering a pizza, and you know your dog is protective of his home, do not think for an instant that he will not bite someone carrying food, something he smelled from a mile. You have to remember that this dog had plenty of time to get all worked up over the meat feast you just ordered! A very angry man yelled at me today for hitting his dog with pepper spray, something I do on a regular basis. (This does not work on pit bulls). When I pulled into there driveway, the large lab mix was barking and growling, bearing his teeth and all around being aggressive. I called from my cell phone explaining that he needed to come and get his dog so that I could bring his pizza to his door. The man, as 99% of all dog owners would say, “oh don’t worry, he just barks, he won’t bite” I said, sir, I do have pepper spray, if your dog charges me, or comes at me in anyway that I feel threatened, I will defend myself. The dog owner thinking he nothing to fear, that gentle Fido, who was foaming at the mouth at this time trying to get into my car, would not hurt a flea. I then decided ok, lesson time, I got out of my car and the unhappy dog immediately came running around from the other side, growling and snarling, and I immediately hit him with the spray right in the face. The owner seeing this and hearing his whimpering dog came running out, yelling and screaming and calling me all kinds of obscenities, I thought for a second I would have to hit him with the spray. At that point I told him his pizza was $17.32, he handed me a $20 and held his hand out like I was suppose to give him change. I told him to have a nice day and got in my car and left with my tip. So fair warning to Fido and his owner, the pizza man cometh, and he has pepper spray!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/12/2006 10:02 am

I love coffee and Sail is just like how I like my coffee, creamy and sweet

Purry {=}


angelgrrl 48F

2/13/2006 8:50 am

When I had dogs, they were kept away from all delivery people. I know how gentle they were, but I also know how territorial dogs are. Some people are just clueless.

I love coffee, but I don't think I could be classified as a cup -- maybe a mellow, decaf blend

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/15/2006 5:37 pm

DD - you should get a wiener dog, and ask people if they want to see your wiener!

Purry - Coffee is a wonderthing isn't it?

Shawn - Thats right! you live there. I forgot that.

Kat - I saw her naked in a movie! I couldn't believe it, ruined my wholesome image of her.

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