The End of Wit  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
4/6/2006 11:10 am

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The End of Wit

The end of wit

You look around and you can see it. What could be fun and clever disagreements somehow seem to turn into sword fights, or should I say cock fights. I have a best friend, he is a bartender, and when we disagree on things, which happens on most subjects, we don't whip are cock outs and find out who is right by who has the largest one.

We go with it, and I remember a time about a year ago, when I was sitting on my usual bar stool, drinking my usual rum and coke, and talking to my friend and others and having a good time.

I can't remember what the disagreement was, its not important, but we were going back and forth about it, when a woman's voice rang clear and true that shut us both up.

"Will you two stop flirting!"

I looked at my friend, he looked at me, and then we both looked at her, and then back at each other again. I was at the end of any wit I could muster up, and couldn't formulate a reply that would be clever enough to top it.

Suddenly with out warning, my best friend, grabbed my head and kissed me right square on my lips!

"You guys are disgusting"

she said throwing her money down on the bar and storming out.

We looked at her, then looked at each other, then looked at her walking out.

"She has a nice ass don't you think?"

He agreed, and we went back to our argument over something stupid that I probably will never remember.

I am close with my best friend, and I'm not going to explain to you our relationship; I don't feel like I should have to. Its not sexuality, as the woman who was our witness viewed it. If that's how you viewed it to, I hope you have a nice ass that I can admire as your walking away.

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
4/6/2006 11:23 am


I've pulled a similar stunt with a girl friend when some asshole was hitting on her. Grossed him out too, funny, I always thought that would be a turn on!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/6/2006 10:49 pm:
2 women kissing? grossed a man out? way!

HBowt2 59F

4/6/2006 4:02 pm

thought is was only girls did that......

Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/6/2006 10:43 pm:
My friend and I are lesbians.

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/6/2006 7:16 pm

Truly hilarious

Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/6/2006 10:46 pm:
Hey Cru! Just went over to your blog earlier. Good stuff.

mangomamiCT 42F

4/6/2006 8:46 pm

LMAO .........ok not off but enough to jiggle a little !!!!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/6/2006 10:45 pm:
Huh? come again?

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/6/2006 9:37 pm

LMAO...I have a best buddy like


Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/6/2006 10:44 pm:
there are two kinds of crazy!

4Luven2 41M
42 posts
4/7/2006 1:22 am

Hey, way I look at it if you can make somebody uncomfortable like that it is only an indirect way of teaching them to think in a new manner....sort of a pseudo-lesson.
PS: Hey your bartender friend sounds hot, whats his number.(Kidding)

Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/8/2006 7:02 am:
it just goes to show that, a lot of people can't handle two men that are close, they must be gay! makes me mad sometimes if I auctally think about it.

I think sometime in the near future I'm going to blog about the double standard of - Two Woman fuckin hot! and Two men - Fucking disgusting....I don't get it.

Anyway thanks for you comment, hope ya come back, going over to your blog now.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/7/2006 1:23 am

nice one

I'm a

i'm here to stay

alphuctup 40M

4/7/2006 2:22 am

Did she throw enough money to buy another rum n coke? I'm just wondering if me and my best mate could get a free night out from this lol

MWWwantsmore 51F

4/7/2006 4:31 am

One of my girlfriends and I did that when we went out once too. We got a lot of free drinks out of the deal. She had her hands all over me making sure the guys were watching lol

pet_humility 48F

4/7/2006 5:28 am

I like when guys can be best buds like that.
Shows their security in life, and don't sweat the small stuff


4/7/2006 7:25 am

I love it.. now that is true friendship

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
4/7/2006 1:59 pm

LOL that was not cool.... i almost spit coffee on my screen LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

Peche85 31F

4/8/2006 6:49 am

Lol! If I had been the bartender I probably would've kicked her out as soon as she said to stop flirting! But I think your friend's way is much better!

I have absolutely no patience for people who think that just because they are the customer they can say whatever they want!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 4/8/2006 6:59 am:
I think she auctally thought we were flirting, and well...we just thought it was funny, and it got funnier when she couldn't handle it.

kyplowboy22 61M

4/9/2006 8:58 am

Sometimes a simple kiss says so much more than a 1000 well thought out words. roflmao Later


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/13/2006 4:57 am

lol- perfect!

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