My New Dream Girl  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
7/30/2006 7:17 am

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My New Dream Girl

My New Dream Girl!

Oh there is so much more. My sweet angel dream girl has gone away. It seems that my dream girl has found her own dream girl Sexy D.

She has now been infected with bubblegum lesbianism, and I'm not sure there is a cure.

I came up with a an idea to try to win her back,

My Idea was to take her dancing and let her grind with me and whomever else she wanted.

After much convincing, and too many corona's, I finally got her to agree to go out and have some fun. Getting her away from the IM and away from Sexy D is an extremely daunting task.

We walked into the club and she asked me to go get us some drinks, so I did. But then after I got back from the bar I couldn't find her. Naturally I thought she had gone out to the dance floor, so that is the first placed I looked. I was right, and there she was getting her freak on with two women that looked a lot like the Indigo Girls!

I knew then it was a lost cause, but I had to try something. One more attempt, and I promised myself if this didn't work then I would have to find a new dream girl.

I learned from the last time I tried to break up lesbians not to try to muscle my way in between them, So I took a more subtle approach. Once again I did what any red blooded fried pie eating Texan would do. I snuck up behind her grabbed her hips and started to do my best club grind.

I did all my best moves, and found myself really wishing I knew how to do the hustle. But I was out numbered by her new mullet wearing girl friends and was told rather firmly by one of them to "find my own bitch!"

I was giving this my best shot, and I wasn't going to let a 5 foot 2 bull dyke in a flannel shirt tell me I couldn't dance with my dream girl. So I kept dancing.

The more I danced the more she turned red and pretended like she didn't know me.
After spending hours in the club and not feeling like I had gotten anywhere I went and told her it was time to go home.

She threw a little fit and the next thing I know I'm being tossed out on my ear by a bouncer, not sure what that was about.

I had a lot to drink, and I was going home alone, so I stopped at the IHOP and grabbed a pancake before going home.

When I pulled into the driveway there was a car parked there I had never seen before, looks like I'm going to be sleeping with the dog on the couch tonight. No big deal, I got my lap top, and decided its high time I find another dream girl.

I found someone who is perfect, and after much thought and debate on my approach on how to win her heart and soul, I decided that the best woman that I could ever find that would not go lesbian on me would be...

None other than [blog Saintlianna].

This is not only a surprise to me, but I know its going to be one for her too. You just don't get to choose who you fall in love with. [blog Saintlianna] You don't get to choose!

So starting today I will be professing my undying and unconditional love for my new and improved dream girl. Oh I know she will fight it in the beginning, but I know if she gets the chance to feel the hammer, she won't go lesbian and leave me!




MWWwantmore 51F

7/30/2006 9:41 am

OOOHH I think you and Saint would make a good pair



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 9:44 am:
Now go to her blog and tell her so, I need all the support I can get, she's a tough shell to crack, even with my big hammer!

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
7/30/2006 9:43 am

Go for it, i am leavin myself for Atlanta to get my dream girl!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 9:51 am:
Ok, don't forget to take the giant strap on NSA left, that thing scares me, and everytime I see it I get the shivers.

meerkittykat 42F

7/30/2006 9:44 am

YES!!!! Break free, man!! Do not let that mullet-toting rug muncher and her bitch get in the way of real vanilla love!!!

I, for one, am thinking of moving to Santa Barbara and becoming a live-in-vaginy for a world reowned sex coach.

We're moving on, Kalie!! We'll show those ungrateful succubi!!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 9:53 am:
Thats why I want a real demon princess like Saintlianna! She's the only succubus for me.

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
7/30/2006 10:57 am

*sitting in silence, hoarding all the Pringles to myself, watching Maury Povich* I cannot fucking WAIT to see who shows up on the guest list next! / {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 12:38 pm:
You might end up on this show sooner or later....

akron42   
2375 posts
7/30/2006 1:00 pm

Kalie, you have to stick with bi women! You and Saint will be fabulous together. Keep us posted, she can't help falling in love with you!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 1:03 pm:
Ya I can't wait until she finds out she is in love with me!

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/30/2006 1:05 pm

Hold breath. Turn blue....


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 1:12 pm:
Ok thats what im gonna do, Im gonna hold my breath until saintlianna comes to take me away from all this!

EroticaXTC 50F

7/30/2006 1:47 pm

HOLY SAINT PETER BATMAN!! THE JOKER IS HEADING FOR PHILLY!!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 2:54 pm:
I don't think she knows yet! She might need some comforting when she finds out how much she loves me!

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/30/2006 1:56 pm

"Ok thats what im gonna do, Im gonna hold my breath until saintlianna comes to take me away from all this! "

That's very good..... You should be a brilliant shade of blue by the time she gets there..... guaranteed to attract her even more.....

Like anyone would be attracted to someone who looks like The Colossus of New York


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 2:55 pm:
I sure hope so.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/30/2006 3:51 pm

You can't have [blog saintlianna]...she's on my short list of potential dream girls and until I decide for sure she is OFF LIMITS...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 4:48 pm:
The guantlet has dropped! I challange you to a duel!

TonyPlays 64M

7/30/2006 4:56 pm

I really don't think the Saintlianna can really go lesbian. Just a gut feeling.

But still I hope you fall on your ass, because I want her.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 5:17 pm:
Its love, you can't stop love.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/30/2006 5:04 pm

See you ASSume that you chose me. But how do you know I didnt put that thought into your head? I see you have much to learn, grasshopper


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/30/2006 5:16 pm:
For you sweet temptress of the night, I will think anything you wish!

You are the dream devil woman!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
7/30/2006 5:22 pm

She ... is ... The ... Puppetmaster ... And ... we ... are ... but ... Her ... pawns. *bowing down*

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 6:55 am:
She is that on so much more! I will be her general that leads the minions into a glorious battle against the light.

florallei 99F

7/31/2006 11:08 am

LOL...you are quite imaginative and funny...my first visit...still getting to know my way around blogville...I will try and visit more often...good luck with saintliana LOL...I mean it really wink.
flo


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/31/2006 12:14 pm:
You just wait and see how it all unfolds!

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