Kali goes to New York  

Kaliedascope61 41M
3157 posts
5/18/2006 6:53 pm

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Kali goes to New York

Kali goes to New York

How high up am I? 20,00 feet maybe? Who the fuck knows.

"the captain has lit the seat belt light, we are experiencing some turbulence."

Well no shit right? My stomach just fell to the ground and if I ever get back on another steel beast with wings, or flying tin can of death it will be too soon.

Outside this window that seems a little too thin, are the white cream pillows that appear so thick that you can just lay on them as if they were a bed made of feathers, but feathers they are not, clouds were made to look up at, not down on.

What is acceptable, that is my question, is it ok tell smack the man sitting in front of me wake him up and tell him if he is going to bust ass and make me breathe his anal vapor that the bathroom is just 10 feet away!

Or how bout the asshole sitting next to me, this clown, I can't get even get in to it, nor do I want to.

So a little rant because this ride isn't like the one I had before, something about this airplane makes me nervous, maybe it’s the stewardess, or excuse me, flight attendant seems to be a little to big for the isles she is trying to pass pretzels and drinks in. What ever happened to peanuts?

Like I was saying, something wrong, doesn't feel right, it’s a little to rough, and little to bouncy, and why did we head due east out to sea when we should have went northeast over land for the whole trip? I'm going to start bring a compass with me on airplane rides, I feel better knowing what direction I'm going in. I mean, what if the pilot is out of his fucking mind, what if decides that he wants to go someplace else? He could fly us to hell, I mean Canada or something, I'd never fucking know.

Damn, that chick was hot.

Is it appropriate to watch porn on your lap top in the middle of flight? I would say that it is. Sex is a beautiful thing, I'm not sure I understand why it is so taboo to see or to talk about with complete strangers in public. After all I do it with you guys every single day, why couldn't turn around to the girl behind me, who has the only pleasant smell this airline has to offer and bring up a conversation about things such as where I blog, and what I post about.

Some things the world just ain't ready for.

I got my headphones, I'm on a metal kick, I miss dime bag Darryl, I saw a behind the music on pantera yesterday and it is a tragic story what happened to him, imagine being in the hardest metal band of the 90's and in my opinion that is exactly what pantera was. Imagine have that band break up and having to start all over, when you finally do, some distraught obsessed fan shoots in the bag of the head five times as you go into the chorus of your first song, on stage exactly 3 mins. Then think of his brother Vinnie Paul, watching it all happen from behind his drum kit, knowing that he can't do anything and if he doesn't run, he is going to be shot next as the killer starts to scream his name. No one can ever say why, we can't even ask because the murderer was shot and killed by the police. Dime bag Darryl, you are my guitar hero.

This is helping, I spose I should have started writing earlier but my left hand is falling asleep, and I'm starting lose feeling in those fingers. I need a cigarette. Damn non smokers always have to ruin it for everyone, can't even bring my lighter on board, don't even get me started on my views of the non smokers, bunch of cry babies!

If I were to jump out this window, would it take more then a minute to hit the ground? How long would I have to fall, how much time would I have left before I go splat. What would I think about? Would I be to afraid to think, would my stomach turn, and mind black out? Should I be thinking about this? One thing to thing about what it would be like if this plane just dropped and the wings fell off, but to think of jumping out the window, that has got to mean I'm nuts. Like that can be argued.

I know what I'm doing. In the going on's in my life in Texas, there seems to be a lot of doubt about my ability to make decisions that will concern the rest of my life. I am trying to understand the views that are supposed to be the reasonable ones. After all, what the fuck do I know about being me? Well, here I am, making decision that will affect everything I do for the rest of my life, and I love it. Eventually I know, and am confident that nay sayers will come around, but they better do it before its to late, because I will leave them behind.

Have you ever wondered why that if you want to change plans, or goals that in order for it be accepted something bad has to happen, need time off work? You better be sick, or somebody had better died. Need to drop a class after the deadline? Well you better bring a doctors note from your death bed! That just seems so ugly to me, I think that good things can happen in a person's life that prevent them from completing something, or maybe cause them to miss something important. I really been wondering about that lately, and I know when I mention this in an upcoming argument about why I've done what I've done, I'm going to throw someone important for loop. If you’re a boss then you know you only get negative reasons for anything, if someone came in saying something positive, I bet it would leave you speechless, especially if they threw it in your face and forced you to feel like your being a bad guy.

Big paragraph huh?

She's not very attractive at all.

I am on my way, to new York. LaGuardia airport, how the fuck do you spell that? Who the hell knows. I seen this airport on TV all the time, Every sitcom ever made that is based in New York mentions it, from TAXI to Friends. Where was Hill Street Blues set? I think I'd like to go drive down Hill Street someday.
Smooth Ride now, I was a little nutty earlier about the turbulence but when the plane feels like its dropping about 50 feet I get that way.

I'll be trying to nap, so leave me alone.

rm_chanda69 47F
418 posts
5/18/2006 7:27 pm

as someone who was once called "the crisis of the week club" i hope the changes made for the sake of the positive go well for you.
as for the stinky one in front of you, small wads of gum in hair can be a satisfying revenge- maybe one with a small note attached "stay back 10 ft.- loaded bomb in pants" O.K. so maybe the bomb part wouldn't be too good on a plane. Safe Journey!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:31 am:
I would have had to put the gum on his bald spot, maybe I could have made a smiley face or something on it?

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/18/2006 10:14 pm

lolol...Canada is nice this time of year...LMAO


Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:31 am:
Its Ham Lt....Ham...not bacon! Its fuggin Ham man!

mangomamiCT 41F

5/18/2006 10:25 pm

well hell or high water , work life is taking a vacation starting tommorow night .. I will not allow myself one stupid excuse ...my life is waiting

HBowt2 58F

5/19/2006 1:05 am

Damn...I like how your mind thinks.....

Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:28 am:
devious and wiked!

alphuctup 40M

5/19/2006 1:12 am

Trouble with planes these days is that everyone looks at you like you're a terrorist if you ask to see the cockpit!

Got to say I'm becoming increasingly enamored with Canada, I'd be quite pleased if I got flown their by accident.

Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:28 am:
Not me, I think I'd rather go to cuba than canada

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/19/2006 2:19 am

ROFL - That was the best plane ride experience I ever had!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:27 am:
You were on that plane too?

MWWwantsmore 51F

5/19/2006 5:18 am

Damn I felt like I was right there beside you on that plane Hmm imagine if I were, might have made the flight more fun!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:25 am:
I think you would have gotten me arrested!


5/19/2006 8:31 am

why does mile high club come to mind...lol

great post

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:24 am:
it comes to mind cuz you want to be member!...or are you already?

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/19/2006 10:34 am

For such a rambling rant, that flowed really, really well. Thanks for the inflight movie.

Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:24 am:
Its easy ger, just put one word after another. just kidden. Hopefully I won't have to do anymore flying for awhile.

rm_sloman44 60M
701 posts
5/28/2006 6:14 am

Consider taking the train next time. Then again, you wouldn't get the free roller coaster ride.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 5/28/2006 6:22 am:
We have a little train here in houston, but its new and keeps running over people, cars, In the year or two we have had it, I don't think I've gone a week with out a news report on it smashing into something.

Funny thing is, the only reason they made it was for the superbowl, and it only runs for 10 miles from downtown to the medical center to reliant stadium.

It hasn't killed anyone yet, but its maimed a few.

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